Get the Dorkmug. An idiot who thinks Metallica is the best metal band ever, who's politics change like a babies underwear and purchases metal paraphernalia to justify his existence.
What a douche metal dork, everything is metal or nothing. Secretly rubs his Hulk Hogan WWF action figure inappropriately on very appropriate areas.
by Powdered Douche Nut July 9, 2025
Get the Douche Metal Dorkmug. 
Stephen Parker (Stevop) is our Dork Lord, He is the Lord of all Dorkyness and has Dorked the Most Dork there is to Dork. Making him Dork Lord.
by EmuumE April 18, 2018
Get the dork lordmug. by YaMutha667 April 23, 2022
Get the Dorkmug. by weeniehutjuniors July 22, 2018
Get the Dorkmug. Also known as a "spoke protector", which is commonly found on inexpensive department store bicycles along with with kickstands, front baskets, and handlebar tassels. It's unnecessary if you're bike is properly maintained. The sundamaged dork disc is a telltale sign of a newbie rider.
Dude, you don't need that dork disc if your derailleurs are properly indexed. If you're not using training wheels, chuck it in the trash.
by skaughtto November 2, 2023
Get the dork discmug.