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commando poop

the act of using a bathroom in a restaurant, fast food place, store ect. with no intention of purchasing from the establishment.
I was driving back from lunch and had to commando poop the Hardees on bypass 17!!
by Dirty Dlite February 18, 2011
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Comm house slide

When a person turns sideways and slides through the door in stead of pushing it open. Which makes the next person have to completely open the door. It's a very dick move. Very popular at community house middle school
Guy1 "wow he just pulled the comm house slide."
Guy2 "what a dick"
by Pistolman11 September 14, 2011
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Combs

The last name of a human being.

Male: An absolute beast. The pro-est of the pros and highest of quality. A superior and god-like figure endowed with a keen eye and superior looks. Dude will steal your girl before you can stop!

Has above average intelligence but an underachiever. Likes to fuck around and have fun with everything. The kind of guy that makes a joke out of a serious situation.

If you see a (male) Combs:

A) Get an umbrella because it is now raining.
B) Hide your girl because she will go running to him
C) Pinch yourself because you might be dreaming!

Female: what a downer. This lady is the kind of girl that it somewhat fun to be around but screws everything up in an instant. She is very annoying and likes to get on peoples nerves just to piss them off. Kind of a dick bag. She snitches on everyone and has a tough time keeping friends because of her jealous personality and her sense to piss people off for the fun of it. Is also a very very very short and tiny human being. Very brutal and violent.

If you see a (female) Combs:
A) Run the hell away, you’re gonna get attacked
B) Do not engage in contact with unless you wanna get played
C) Ask her how the weather is down there
Guy: Oh my god look at that Combs! What a stud!

Girl: Ohhh god here we go again. She getting ready to Combs everything up.
by theblackandwhitecougar December 10, 2019
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Commatose

It refers to a dreadful state or condition of a certain Communication student who passed out due to unbearable academic requirements.
Engineering student: What happened to her?

Education student: She's in commatose.

Medicine student: How come she would pass out like that?

Accountancy student: She must be kidding us. Their degree is not that hard!

Communication: I just woke up. Shut up, b*tches!
by hi_there! June 10, 2021
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Chaka Comes With A Price

A phrase that indicates bad juju (much like a curse of misfortune) will be targeted at a person if they attempt to perform certain acts.
As Dakota reached for my last cigarette, I warned him, "Chaka Comes with a price.." Unfortunately, he disregarded my warning and woke up the following morning with Multipleclerosis.
by ChowderDunk June 8, 2016
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The Commander

One who commands, dictates, and gives orders of what will be done. This person does not care if you want to participate or not.
The commander told me to be at the party at exactly 5pm sharp, and demanded I eat even though I wasn’t hungry. Doesn’t he know we are all created equal? He is so bossy.
by the trombone April 7, 2019
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The 11th Commandment

"Most people know of the 10 Commandments, but very few people know of the 11th commandment."
by Your Boy 19045 June 27, 2016
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