club the kitten

The action a man's body makes when he's making love to a woman's vagina.

I'm gonna club the kitten of hers so hard tonight!

by SJ2571 January 17, 2010

Clubbed Out

Overdoing it at the clubs and accordingly you are not a functional member of society the following day.

"Harold, despite the fact that the sign indicates our CUNY graduate library has office hours starting...AN HOUR AGO...not one staff member showed up to work today."

"Perhaps librarians be clubbed out, Bradley."

by Disgruntled Grad Student September 13, 2014

King of Clubs

Good father, loyal husband. The provider, master of all arts.
The best dick you can get smashed by.

Victor is such a king of clubs! He's dancing in every club i see him! Look the size of his hands

by Blackroseswif December 23, 2021

Join the club

A way to show agreement, but also to tell someone they aren't the only one. Often used when the person saying it is responding to someone who obviously hasn't experienced as much on the topic. Can be similar to "welcome to my world."

Person 1 (barely knows Katy): "Wow I can't believe how annoying Katy is"

Person 2 (known Katy for years): "um YEAH, join the club, now you know why no one wants to be around her."

by Sbailey April 4, 2020

LBW Club

Liked before watching club
mainly used on YouTube where you get too excited about a video you like it before you've watched it

or to show your support to your fav that you don't even have to watch the video to know it's gonna be a good one

couln´t even wait for it to load , i'll always be part of the LBW Club

by kiki2000 September 21, 2017

Pro clubs

A game mode in fifa that honestly makes you feel the need to boot 2 incest Down syndrome dwarfs down a flight of stairs just to stay sane.

When a Curtis has the ball in pro clubs you want to strangle the life out of his body.

by Your fat mother lol May 25, 2022

take it to the club

When things are getting too hot.

This shit is getting too hot....let's take it to the club.

by backrow50 January 13, 2018