Chinese Death Stare

When a Chinese person looks you in the eyes like they are looking into your soul. Like Jackie Chan, they invisibly punch you in the nuts. You know when you've had one. It is known as the imminent sign of coming death.

Not to be confused with the Chinese Death Star. We all know its coming.

Dude 1 : Man, i am so creeped out. I got the Chinese death stare yesterday!
Dude 2 : OH NO! your going to die!

by someone on the date of : October 24, 2018

chinese rat trap

The act of luring someone into a locker room for the sole purpose of releasing your homosexual Asian friends on them then turning the lights out and fleeing

Guy: you got me! That was one hell of a Chinese rat trap!
Guy 2: one of them was from Thailand

by Slim Rick July 14, 2019

Chinkabyte

1024 asian people

Jeffrey Star: How many sweatshop workers do you have?
James Charles: A Chinkabyte

by Brlkc November 30, 2019

chicksplain

how to read a woman's mind,

or when a guy knows what a girl wants from her man.

My friend asked me to chicksplain his girlfriend's text to him.

by Gabby Abby December 26, 2019

Chinese Pineapple

The act of ejaculating into partner's eyes, causing a stinging sensation, thus making the victim squint their eyes like an asian.

-HUHhHHGH-
Uh fuck it burns....! Did you really have to give me the Chinese Pineapple?!

by EdgyChicken January 3, 2020

Chinese Cheese Wheel

When your bomb ass chinese side piece eats a whole bag of cheese puffs and her fingers get caked in cheese. She then proceeds to give you a cheesy handy until you cum in her hand. She then rolls the cum and cheesey crust into a cheesy cum wheel and eats it. Chinese cheese wheel

Yo bro did you see Mark's girlfriend last night? She was giving out some bomb ass Chinese cheese wheels bro!!

by Lil Dick On the Prairie July 23, 2020

chink eye

When an Asian person gets inflamed eyes

Trump: Why are your eyes pink?
Xi: I have chink eye

by stablegasneon_nazi July 25, 2020