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kuntucky chili spill 

is the excessive (and immediate) fecal over-spill that occurs after the penal disconnection of sodomy.
Fuck Boy 1: bro, you smell like shit!

Fuck Boy 2: yeah man, my girl straight up Kuntucky chili spilled all over me after anal!

Fuck Boy one: hell yeah! *high fives fuck boy 2*

texas chili bowl 

Referred to in an episode of 'South Park' and that it "involves Tabasco sauce, a telephone and the anus". It can be assumed that the telephone is covered in the tabasco sauce then inserted into the recipient/victim's ass (possibly vagina for women) for maximum discomfort.
I found out that my girlfriend was cheating on me, so, to get back at her, I gave her a Texas chili bowl then told her I found out she was cheating.
texas chili bowl by MyBrainHurts2 October 24, 2005

Exponential Chili 

Chili with a flavor that improves exponentially in relation to the time it spends in the fridge.
Lisa: Aaron, this chili is even better than it was yesterday!

Aaron: I know, and it will be even better tomorrow because it is exponential chili.
Exponential Chili by A-Haron January 8, 2010

Fried Chili Cheese Dogs 

A sketch comedy Show found on Youtube that has all the ladys going whuuu? it will blow your mind with its memorable characters and witty writing. Created By Bobby Crawford and Brandon Kinzer on July 9th 2008 it has captivated an audience of somewhere between 14 and 17 people.
guy #1- Fried Chili Cheese Dogs is Hilarious!
Guy # 2- what? you got a fine from taking children to the geese lodge?
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Dutch Chili Dog with Extra Relish

A common sex act of the Broekhoven clan of Holland. The act consists of one male bent over after deficating and holding the feces between his butt cheeks while another, more douchey male in aviator sunglasses known as "The Dutch" works his penis back and forth between the cheeks. The act is completed when "The Dutch" vomits on the males back.
After work, Tony totally gave Nate the Dutch Chili Dog with Extra Relish at Finns last night.

glazed chili 

A slimy/dirty asshole usually resulting from several days without showering.
Damn bro, I haven't showered in like 3 days. I got a glazed chili.