Car where's my dude 

When u got high and drunk last night, and lose your memory. When u wake up u have a hangover, but ur still high, and attempt to figure out what happened last night while still zonked out of your mind.

Bro what happened last night... Like car where's my dude

Car where's my dude by Dabryn May 30, 2017

Car Sodomy 

The sudden and unannounced thrusting of one's bumper up the tail pipe of another car without so much as a by your leave and without the common courtesy of a reach-around.

Had to stop short on the way to the market. I was a victim of car sodomy by a Camry and my tailpipe will never be the same.

Car Sodomy by Kelly-TBCRI November 24, 2017

Car'ffice 

Car'ffice A car that is your office.

I'm a traveling reporter, so I don't have an office in a building..it's in my car. My "Car'ffice"

Car'ffice by Kingalinga June 16, 2018

Car de pillar 

A special kind of person who likes to chew pills.

Guy 1: I have a Ford
Guy 2: Do you? I have a toyota.
Guy 1: aren't those pretty cheap?
Guy 2: It aint a car de pillar tho.

Car de pillar by Firelizardzucc December 7, 2018

Car Boogers 

The frozen slush crud that accumulates in wheel wells of cars during winter. Looks disgusting as snot and some people will try to kick it loose only to hurt their big toe.

Hey Jim , You got some nasty car boogers there. Maybe the car wash will get them off.

Car Boogers by G.Horus Alltree February 6, 2019

Car girl Blow Off Valve 

The act of fucking a car thot and while she climax’s pulling out so she lets out a couple of loud, wet, queef’s

car thot: I really need a good guy in my life.
Thot destroyer: well maybe if every guy standing here hadn’t given you the Car girl Blow Off Valve you could find one

Car girl Blow Off Valve by The car guy brad May 9, 2019

car hungover 

When youve been in the car for several hours, most likely stopped at a gas station and taken many weird naps. Now you are left with this feeling of sicknesses, but it's not motion sickness.

How's the road trip going
Decent, but man am I car hungover

car hungover by Possibly Tiny Person July 19, 2019