An automobile comprised of the parts of many different automobiles, generally crappy old beater parts from junk yards and such. They will often be different colors, such as a red body with a blue hood, white door and green bumper. Often has parts on it that still need to be fixed (such as broken tailights, missing mirrors, etc.) Operator of said vehicle is usually poor at driving, at best.
Me: Whoah, Meg check out that patchwork car!
Meg: Sure is hideous! And that driver is poor, at best!
Meg: Sure is hideous! And that driver is poor, at best!
by Miss Tina Marie December 9, 2008
Get the patchwork carmug. by Ugenious one October 6, 2009
Get the car-nakedmug. 1.) n. the liquid your shitty car leaves behind
2.) v. the act of urination in an auto
3.) n. the urine from taking a car piss
2.) v. the act of urination in an auto
3.) n. the urine from taking a car piss
"I better bring the car to the shop, I'm seeing a lot of car piss"
"Adam wouldn't stop the car so Sandy had a car piss"
"Here, throw out this bottle of car piss"
"Adam wouldn't stop the car so Sandy had a car piss"
"Here, throw out this bottle of car piss"
by LordFreezaBeeza September 17, 2014
Get the car pissmug. A very shitty old beater car that is disposable, unregistered and uninsured that one would use to conduct 'missions' in, such as egging someone's house or conducting paintball drivebys. Once said 'mission' is over, the mission car is to be driven into a lake and abandoned.
by Atomini December 2, 2010
Get the Mission carmug. An item usually employed in the powering of automobiles; throwing one into the ocean is considered beneficial to the environment and fauna, as one user from Quora states
mateusz: hey bro i heard it's legal in the us to throw a car battery into the ocean, let's do it
jake: hell yeah i read on quora a guy said it's good for the ocean or some shit
jake: hell yeah i read on quora a guy said it's good for the ocean or some shit
by gardenfighterjet September 23, 2021
Get the car batterymug. The term used for a lady, who is driving a car that you see from your car. You can't be sure how good looking she is, so you hedge your bets.
by Bigc7777777 January 10, 2013
Get the car fitmug. The advertising of a dead loved one or friend on the rear window of your vehicle- a memorial on your car.
by G. Robertson January 6, 2008
Get the Car-morialmug.