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Smokin' Arses

When you are feeling a little kinky so you pull up to that bumper and you jam that Vape into her nether regions, press the button, and watch that coochie blow a smoke stack. #assstack #thelittlearsethatcould #vape
Britney: "Let's try something new babe"
Chad: "Alright, prepare your anus for the smokin' arses"
by Misty Anus May 10, 2017
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Arse piss

I refroze my chicken nuggets and they gave me arse piss.
by factmachine December 1, 2014
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smelly arse

Ones bum or gearbox smelling like the underneath of your watch!
Oh Christ, I just bent down to pick some clothes off the floor, when bang! I caught a blast of my smelly arse, better get in the shower mate!!
by D I Reagan November 23, 2013
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Arse Rights

"arse rights" refers to any incident where a person lays claim to a particular seat or space for sitting by calling arse rights. It is similar to calling "dibs" on a seat.
"That bean bag is looking very appealing to me right now. I better call arse rights before somebody else parks their arse on it."

As contained in the declaration of independence: "Everybody has intrinsic arse rights. That is, the right to claim a space for the purpose of sitting"

Caoimhe: "Is there anybody sitting here?"
Hugh: "Eh, no"
Caoimhe: "Ah sweet I call arse rights so. This seat is now mine."
by HDHighDefinition March 11, 2013
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arse popper

bob: i would not want to be in front of tim hes an arse popper
tim: i just love anal sex!
by britsh humour August 12, 2017
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Arse Nipples

The arousal of an old man sitting on a woman's face
"I sat on her face and it gave me pointy arse nipples"
by kinglish October 19, 2018
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Arse Prison

A chair that is painfully uncomfortable to sit on.
I wouldn't sit on that green chair, that's arse prison!
by SnakeCambridge March 30, 2015
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