Smokin' Arses

When you are feeling a little kinky so you pull up to that bumper and you jam that Vape into her nether regions, press the button, and watch that coochie blow a smoke stack. #assstack #thelittlearsethatcould #vape

Britney: "Let's try something new babe"
Chad: "Alright, prepare your anus for the smokin' arses"

by Misty Anus May 10, 2017

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norse in the arse

Someone or something which is annoying. Can also describe a ‘sticky’ situation.

Wow, Luke is such a Norse in the arse!/wow, Luke is such a Norse!

by Vangerinovangerino December 3, 2017

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biscuity arsed

(Scots) Flaky. Crumbly, not in a good way...Resembling a crushed biscuit. Can be used to describe physical appearance or state of mind (see below)

I've just had my roots done, the dafty used too much peroxide and my head is all biscuity arsed.

Waaaaay too much cider last night, I am feeling all biscuity arsed, won't be moving from the couch all day.

No need to get all biscuity arsed with me!

by K.Bab December 26, 2016

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Arse-issist

A narcissist specifically obsessed with their own ass.

Look at that arse-issist over there taking a belfie.

by Shit Phantom January 7, 2023

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arse-weasel

A bri'ish swear word. Because ass is too weird for them I don't know. It is directed to a person who likes arse.

Person 1 : " Can I get a bo'oh'wo'ah?"
Person 2 (hot sexy lady) : "Yeah of course." *turns around."
Person 1: *Checks her ass out. I mean arse. yeah yeah that for sure*
Person 3 : "You checking out her arse innit? Ya arse-weasel! hargh hargh hargh".

by link-from-zelda :weary: January 9, 2023

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