Apple Store

The place where you go to TRY and buy apple products, but can't because none of the ubernerd fuckfaces will ever wait on you. Everyone in the store seems to be on some kind of techno high, surrounded by all this new apple shit. The people who work there will ignore you if you don't look like some nerd spaz dickweed, a.k.a. their people. You can somehow get put on a list of people who the appleheads will wait on first, like getting in line but without the line but with total chaos and no organization.The appleseeds all roll around with their fucking ipods typing shit in and runing back to the store room so you can't ask them any questions. You can go up to the counter and stand in front of at least 3 applefuckers and be ignored and passed over, at which point you may feel like picking up one of the stools and smashing the fuck out of something. In my personal experince, waiting for 45 min. to just pick up something that I ordered, I saw 2 applegeeks give each other a hi-five and say good day at work see you tommorow, real cool. I just can't belive some many fucking tools can be lumped up into one place, and they all say I'll have to ckeck the warranty on that and run some diagnostics on that, no matter what you hand them or what the problem is. Needless to say it probally is faster and far less aggravation to order something online and wait at your front door.

dude 1 : I went to the apple store yesterday to get my iphone looked at.

dude 2: What happened?

dude 1: They said they would check the warranty, and run some diagnostics on it.

dude 2 : What then?

dude 1: They said some internal shit was bad and the warranty was up, so they would give me like 25 bucks off a new one.

dude 2 : So did you get a new one?

dude 1 : Well being over a barrel and all I had no choice, so these fuckers then probably turned around and fixed my old one for like 5 bucks and will sell it as refurbished.

dude 2 : That sucks , to get fucked by appleheads.

by TV CAR July 20, 2010

Apple Juice

Real hood for liquor.

"I stayed home sippin apple juice."

by HoodMaster May 6, 2006

apple z

To undo, refers to the undo command on a mac computer. IE, to take back what you just did

"And then I said "S&M" instead of "m&s" and I was just like, apple z, apple z!"

by Landak January 13, 2004

apple picking

Engaging in a pattern of theft where one "picks" apple products (typically iPhones) out of unsuspecting passenger hands on Chicago public transportation systems like the L.

Can be color-coded to denote specific lines of the L

"Haven't seen you in a minute man, where you been at?"

"I was Red apple picking last night and got 2 old 3Gs and a brand new 4GS."

"Better sell those quick before they get hot and woowoowoo."

by Are2Dee2 January 9, 2012

Apple Hater

A person that chooses to diss Apple due to product failure or because the person refuses to conform with apple product buyers (thereby conforming with the hater group). Apple haters dislike the success of the company and attempt to undermine consumers. Generally, they are considered douche bags because they are outspoken about their hate of Apple while most people either use Apple products and enjoy them, or don't really care.

Brad: Dude the ipod sucks! Zune is way better because it actually works.

Josh: Well, if you didn't drop your ipod into water maybe you wouldn't be such an Apple Hater.

by Anonymous1219 March 20, 2011

cinnamon apple

your boo, your sweet thang, your one and only

Henri Chandler is my cinnamon apple.

by EKCalamari December 20, 2017

black apples

1.a racist term agianst a african-amercian's balls
2.another term for watermellons

Ex1:Guy:wanna have sex? Girl:no I dont want your black apples!

Ex2:guy1:yo go fetch me some black apples from the produce junction
guy2:ok

by Big_DICKtionary254 June 19, 2009