absoluuteperfection

The awesome relationship between a hot emo girl and amazingly sexxxy man ;D They will last forever <33

Tashy and Jeff's relationship is absoluuteperfection
<3

by LorserBaby January 22, 2009

Absolezbolutely

A response given by a Lesbian if asked of her sexual orientation.

Greg: Sue, are you gay?
Sue: Absolezbolutely!!!!

by da madlinguist August 30, 2009

[Absolute homo]

1) Someone who is totally gay without question.

Did you see that hair dresser, now he's anabsolute home
If your a guy and enjoy staring at other guys while they workout, then you're an absolute homo

by The Robin December 3, 2009

Absolut Value

The value of one's weight in absolut vodka. Multiply weight in lbs by 14.08 (Absolut vodka is roughly 88 cents per ounce).

"See that girl over there, the really skinny one?"
"Oh shit! She is so fucking skinny."
"I bet her absolut value is only 1300"
"I'd say 1200."
"Shiiet."

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by bennydre April 30, 2013

absolute andrew

A kind of cocktail.

"Hey did you try Absolute Andrew?"
"Nah man, I prefer Absolute Ashley."

by Hola213 December 7, 2013

absolute mess

when one is found in a state of paralysis, vomit stains on their clothing and an elastic band placed around the head as a chin strap.

the male version tends to have their rod protruding from the zip area of the lower garments.

'I seen your man (TQ) in an absolute mess outside the bar on Sunday'

by jamiej13 May 28, 2014

Absolikely

You're sure you're right but you're hedging your bet.

Are you sure the capital of California is Sacramento? Absolikely!

by gorillapoop July 28, 2015