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mid week blues 

A healthy bout of sad emotions and feels that occur half way through the week after a weekend of debauchery involving ecstasy.
"Hey man, what's wrong?"

"It's nothing, just come down with the mid week blues after last weekend."
mid week blues by eedeee April 7, 2015

bluetooth 

A type of homeless person that walks around talking and/or shouting at him/herself, because they appear to be talking on a bluetooth headset.
Bluetooth: *mumbles/shouts incoherently to self*
Mark: Damn, check out the bluetooth over there!
bluetooth by Knight of Bars November 7, 2007

Bluebook 

"A Uniform System of Citation" used during law school. Commonly referred to as "bitchbook" and is often the bane of law student's existence. Law Reviews often employ the Bluebook citation metho.
My professor requires that I learn Bluebook citation for my appellate brief although it is completely different from the citation method I will use after I graduate from law school.
Bluebook by lawpunk March 4, 2009
An adjective used to describe that someone quit their job in a dramatic and legendary way.

Origin: In reference to Steven Slater, a disgruntled Jet Blue Flight Attendant, who quit his job by telling all the passengers on the plane to "go fuck themselves" over the PA system, deploying the emergency slide, then exiting the plane with a beer from the galley in-hand.
Jet Blued by Seattle2010 August 10, 2010

Bluenited States 

The blue states (the west coast and northeast/upper midwest), which are anything but United with the red states of Jesuslandia.
The Bluenited States are not United with the Red States.
Bluenited States by Author June 29, 2006

Jigaboo Blues 

noun. Derived from two words: JIGABOO which is a silly, racist term for a black person, and BLUES which is a feeling of depression or repression expressed through song.

JIGABOO BLUES is a pejorative term for when African American folk complain about their situation or plight and blame their misfortune on white people, slavery, or racism, drugs, etc. This is similar to "playing the race card", in that they believe they are being targeted because they are black or simply claim that they are being "racially profiled" just to try and get out of something.
Cop: So I pulled over this black fellow for swerving across the center line, and when I asked him so undergo a sobriety test, he started singling the Jigaboo Blues, called me a cracker, and said I was racial profiling. However, my suspicions were confirmed when my flashlight revealed three empty 40 oz Natty Boh's.
Jigaboo Blues by Dyrty Hyrry November 11, 2009