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Kitchen table blues

Another typical pointless night of you and your friends doing drugs and drinking at a kitchen table at home, instead of going to a bar or disco. The fact that people keep changing the music you have just put on, seems to be considered normal, as well as a constant wave of racist/sexist slurs.
Carl: He john, how was your weekend?

John: Mwah, kitchen table blues with steve and dan.

Carl: You should really go out more dude.

John: Yeah, i know.

Red, White, and Bluekkake 

The patriotic facial you get after your buddies take turns chugging Dark Berry Bash and punching each other in the kidneys while rubbing one out to Walker, Texas Ranger. Ideally on Independence Day. Or any Tuesday night at Applebee's.
I forgot my face paint and the fireworks start in an hour!

Don't trip, we can give you a Red, White, and Bluekkake!
When a blowjob is cut short, and ends in the unfortunate situation of blueballs.
She was blowing me pretty good, but got lockjaw when I was about to cum. Turned a great blowjob into a lousy bluejob.
Bluejob by YeahWrite! August 14, 2010

blueberry muffins

Code for sex in the UK (can be used in front of parents or anyone over the age of 30)
"Hmm I really fancy some blueberry muffins rights now"
blueberry muffins by Xela808 January 28, 2015

mid week blues 

A healthy bout of sad emotions and feels that occur half way through the week after a weekend of debauchery involving ecstasy.
"Hey man, what's wrong?"

"It's nothing, just come down with the mid week blues after last weekend."
mid week blues by eedeee April 7, 2015

bluetooth 

A type of homeless person that walks around talking and/or shouting at him/herself, because they appear to be talking on a bluetooth headset.
Bluetooth: *mumbles/shouts incoherently to self*
Mark: Damn, check out the bluetooth over there!
bluetooth by Knight of Bars November 7, 2007