Another typical pointless night of you and your friends doing drugs and drinking at a kitchen table at home, instead of going to a bar or disco. The fact that people keep changing the music you have just put on, seems to be considered normal, as well as a constant wave of racist/sexist slurs.
The patriotic facial you get after your buddies take turns chugging Dark Berry Bash and punching each other in the kidneys while rubbing one out to Walker, Texas Ranger. Ideally on Independence Day. Or any Tuesday night at Applebee's.
I forgot my face paint and the fireworks start in an hour!
Don't trip, we can give you a Red, White, and Bluekkake!