Bluejob
She was blowing me pretty good, but got lockjaw when I was about to cum. Turned a great blowjob into a lousy bluejob.
Bluejob by YeahWrite! August 14, 2010
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mid week blues
A healthy bout of sad emotions and feels that occur half way through the week after a weekend of debauchery involving ecstasy.
mid week blues by eedeee April 7, 2015
bluetooth
A type of homeless person that walks around talking and/or shouting at him/herself, because they appear to be talking on a bluetooth headset.
bluetooth by Knight of Bars November 7, 2007
Bluebook
"A Uniform System of Citation" used during law school. Commonly referred to as "bitchbook" and is often the bane of law student's existence. Law Reviews often employ the Bluebook citation metho.
My professor requires that I learn Bluebook citation for my appellate brief although it is completely different from the citation method I will use after I graduate from law school.
Jet Blued
An adjective used to describe that someone quit their job in a dramatic and legendary way.
Origin: In reference to Steven Slater, a disgruntled Jet Blue Flight Attendant, who quit his job by telling all the passengers on the plane to "go fuck themselves" over the PA system, deploying the emergency slide, then exiting the plane with a beer from the galley in-hand.
Origin: In reference to Steven Slater, a disgruntled Jet Blue Flight Attendant, who quit his job by telling all the passengers on the plane to "go fuck themselves" over the PA system, deploying the emergency slide, then exiting the plane with a beer from the galley in-hand.
Jet Blued by Seattle2010 August 10, 2010
Bluenited States
The blue states (the west coast and northeast/upper midwest), which are anything but United with the red states of Jesuslandia.
Bluenited States by Author June 29, 2006