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i have no idea whats going on right now

the most common thing a real stoner can say.
dood, i have no idea whats going on right now, its totally awsome
by god October 13, 2003
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I'm-a Gonna Go To Hell When I Die

Catchy tune created by Late Night with Conan O'Brien host Conan O'Brien. Usually follows an insanely wrong joke (ie Star Jones, Ruben Studdard, or Clay Aikien)

The song has no other words but "I'm-a gonna go to hell when i die" accompanied by the rhythmic clapping of himself and the audience. Sometimes it is followed up by humming in that rhythm.

Usually when you are just about to get into it, he cuts the audience off and reprimands them for clapping along with it. In the end it's insanely hilarious in the classic O'Brien fashion.
Here's the whitest man on teleivion with
I'm-a Gonna Go To Hell When I Die.

I'm-a gonna go to hell when i die,
I'm-a gonna go to hell when i die,
said I'm gonna go to hell when i die. x17390
by Dewey Meister May 31, 2006
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You'll go blind if you keep playing with those

A saying utilizing the aged myth that young boys will go blind if they masturbate too frequently.

This myth was created simply to discourage such behavior in adolescent children.
Guy 1: "I swear, that porn video is so hot I've beat the meat to it at least five times today."

Guy 2: "You know you'll go blind if you keep playing with those."
by daggit July 1, 2011
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Do not pass Go! Do not collect 200 dollars!

Monopoly "Go to Jail" phrase that has evolved to mean:
Its all over; No more; Thats it; Stop; Go no further; End of story.
That crazy drunk driver plowed over the chicken coop, flew through the billboard sign and into the lake: Do not pass Go! Do not collect 200 dollars!
by thedzone October 3, 2009
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Don't make me go Chris Brown on you...

Girlfriend: Babe, will you rub my feet?

Boyfriend: No, stop asking me, bitch! Don't make me go Chris Brown on you...
by LRSisawesome November 21, 2011
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