Minecraft Youtuber Kids 

Kids who span from 7-12 who spam youtube with bandicam videos of them playing minecraft which are like 20 minutes and throw a tantrum over criticism and make a video dedicated to "haters"

A: hey do you have a youtube channel?
B: yeah i do minecraft im called The Supreme Minceraffter
A: so your one of those Minecraft Youtuber Kids *facepalm*

Minecraft Youtuber Kids by SomeReallyNerdyGuy December 19, 2015

emo kids 

I'm an emo kid, nonconforming as can be, you could be nonconforming too if you looked just like me. I have paint on my nails and makeup on my face. I'm almost emo enough to start shaving my legs. 'Cause I feel real deep when I'm dressing in drag, I call it freedom of expression, most just call me a fag! Because the dudes look like chicks, the chicks look like dykes, 'cause emo is one step below transvestite. Stop my breathing and slit my throat, I must be emo, I don't jump around when I go to shows . . .

Emo kids made fun of by Adam and Andrew. Check them out.

emo kids by cynicalsarcasm April 17, 2006

scene kids

before i begin...i've noticed alot of mean and sarcastic people writing definitions for what a scene kid is and even tho they have gotten alot of it right(i.e tight pants,hair,obsessions w/myspace and dinosaurs,etc...)they all seem to think that we(yes, i am a scene girl) are a big secret club of assholes.and although we do have a tendancy to be an exculsive bunch i cant help but wonder if all you people who are dissing us have been hurt by the fact that their local group of scenesters has rejected their attempt to be included as part of the group,therefore causing said asshole to type up these kinds of definitions (here and on myspace) in jelous rage.
also i'd think that they are the same types who put up anti-scene groups and probably some anti-emo groups because these individuals usually cant tell the difference.
ANYHOO...
scene boy:
(aka my typical boyfriend/friend/friends boyfriend)
-black hair including/not limited to a chunk of random color(usually blonde or red...sometimes blue)
-wears make-up(optional,but very hott)
-tight pants or gym shorts if into the hardcore scene as well
-must attend shows and is known at all local venues as a regular or as part of a band.
-tight shirts to show off sexy skinny-ness
-must date cute/pretty/sexy scene girl
-piercings are a plus

scene girl
(aka me/friends/friends girlfriends)
-choppy black/blonde hair
-into vintage and frequents goodwill or vintage stores
-cuts own hair and friends hair(or at least says that she does)
-cutoff jeans with or without patches on them
-animal prints,stripes and polka dots
-bows and ribbons and baby hair clips
-hearts and stars
-eyebrows pierced,ears,lips,nose or a marylin.any combination of each or just one.none is ok but rare
-dates scene boys.(or punk rockers/emo kids/hardcore boys)

both =
have myspaces.
have a very large music collection.
frequent shows/record stores.
have shopped at hottopic (even if they dont admit it).
use cute catch phraises.

typical IM convo between some scene kids
SaRaCORE_VIP: ohemgee...whos going to the hellogoodbye show 2nite?

TAraReXXX: i am ... duh, its gunna be rad!

BanGbanGedge: totally. meet you at the door a few hours early?

SaRaCORE_VIP: hopefully i can have my hair done by then. my hair straightiner broooookeeee=(

TAraReXXX:*gasps*OH NO!

scene kids by katrina_keroscene September 22, 2008

kidcut 

Reference to a visible c-section scar.

As the beach babe turned over, it was clear to see that she was a milf from her kidcut.

kidcut by centaurxs May 26, 2008

kiddie glaucoma

1. a fictional medical term used to describe recreational marijuana use as an adolescent

2. a sarcastic remark used to evade questioning

Bystander: Do you have a prescription for that?
Smoker: Yeah man, I have kiddie glaucoma.

kiddie glaucoma by CactusJoe71 February 5, 2010

kidney tits 

N. Saggy, vaguely kidney-shaped man-breasts. Can be large or small.

Gonis does not have pecs. Instead, he has a pair of kidney tits.

kidney tits by AbroadinIreland June 10, 2010

Kidernet 

The kidernet is a pre-internet communications network comprised wholly of children between the ages of 5 and 13. The kidernet functioned by "word-of-mouth" communication. It operated on the principle that kids will talk about anything if given the chance. The kidernet still exists to this day but has largely become irrelevant since the proliferation of the internet.

The kidernet is interesting in that its distribution is dependent on the distribution of its users. If a user wants full access to the kidernet he must seek out an area of high kid density. Another difficulty is that many of these so-called "high density" areas do not exhibit a high kid density 24 hours a day, but follow a cyclic kid density pattern.

The Classroom, the playground, and the arcade are all examples of areas with high kid densities. One can gain access to the full power of the kidernet at any one of those locations.

Kidernet by SirEnglish February 22, 2011