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1. a fictional medical term used to describe recreational marijuana use as an adolescent

2. a sarcastic remark used to evade questioning
Bystander: Do you have a prescription for that?
Smoker: Yeah man, I have kiddie glaucoma.
by CactusJoe71 February 05, 2010
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