bluehead 

A bluehead is an old lady who has a blue rinse in her hair.
Usually seen driving 20 miles an hour below the speed limit.
The term was first used in parts of New England but has now spread to other areas where old folk still use a blue rinse for hirsute dyeing.

There's another bluehead holding up the traffic ahead.

bluehead by Rafio the Mad Monk July 14, 2009

bluetard 

A person who is constantly wearing a bluetooth headset in an effort to appear important regardless of setting and or social standing. This person is also oblivious to the fact that they look like a complete douche.

"Is that bag boy wearing a bluetooth?"
"LOL omg he is."
"He looks like an idiot.."
"What a fucking bluetard."

bluetard by Blaise fucking Armstrong May 28, 2007

Blueberry Sans 

The smol cinnamon bun from Underswap. This little guy loves to make new friends and eat tacos of course~! His most famous catchphrase is: "Mweh heh heh~!". Don't try anything because his brother Papyrus is right around the corner.

Random person: "Mweh heh heh~!"
Blueberry Sans: *runs up to them and throws tacos into their face*
Random person: "Ow!!!"
Blueberry Sans: *runs away* MWEH HEH HEH~! GOODBYE HUMAN~!

Blueberry Sans by Cherry♡ November 23, 2019

blueberry blaster 

A violent ejaculation after a man has had blue balls, especially multiple occasions of blue balls.

Amy teased me this morning and I had blue balls all day, so later that night I gave her a fierce blueberry blaster all over her face and tits when I pulled out.

blueberry blaster by J0hn_has_a_11_inch_penis January 17, 2009

Blueterus

The female equivalent of blue balls.

I tried to lez out with a straight girl at Disney for three days but she has a boyfriend, now I've got blueterus.

Blueterus by GreenTeaSips February 3, 2018

Bluetoothin' 

When someone keeps the bluetooth headset in their ear 24/7. Typically a bluetoother will commence phone conversations while you are trying to talk to them. This can cause confusion between both parties.

Bob: So Terrell, are we still going to the club later?
Terrell: Yeah. What's new?
Bob: Great!!!!! Well not much....?!?!?
Terrell: That's awesome, hell yeah I lick toes.
Bob: HUh?
Terrell: Sorry Bob what did you say I was on the phone...
bob: Terrell, you're always bluetoothin' and confusing me.

Bluetoothin' by Natasia March 23, 2007

Blues Clues 

Like the show Blues Clues, you search for clues to sum up your overall answer. Blues Clues relationship-wise is when a female or male goes around searching for "clues" and asking others about their significant other cheating on them and flirting with other people and like the show, the clue is often right in their face which is the person doing the cheating and they already knew about it. No one has time to play Blues Clues especially with a dude name Steve

Girl: "Umm excuse me...but has my man been talking to you? He does this all the time with other females and tends to lead them on"
Me: "Girl, ain't no one has time to play Blues Clues with "your man." Him cheating on you is the obvious clue and the answer right in your face.

Blues Clues by Teelee2 March 12, 2017