dead cat

it's your pet cat who died years ago

I ate my dead cat

by help my dead cat $@) June 3, 2021

cats vagina

Spineless individual with no guts and a need to hide behind anything other than their own courage or intelligence.

Dude! You know that's not true! Now you're really showing everyone you're a cats vagina!!!

by Professor of Urban Warfare January 30, 2017

Meggy Cat

Cat furry in denial.. odd little girl..

meow meow meow Meggy Cat meow

by rock eater November 5, 2021

Cat tank

When you fuck your cat for misbehaving

Mickey was misbehaving so i took the cat tank approach while jimmy cried with a sock in his mouth.

by Jake 9 April 27, 2017

Cat ghost

When something goes wrong

I had a bad day. Coffee spilled all over. It was the cat ghost.

by Chair forced biotch May 27, 2017

cat

most commonly found as a small animal that lives in houses or the streets if its your pet and its hairless its the worst little ducker ever. one moment it'll be cuddly and happy and then THE NEXT ITLL TRU TO DUCKING RIP YOUR EYES TO SHREDDS!1!!!!1!11!1!1!1!1111111!1!1!1!1 then it'll force you to get up and open the door for it because it wants to go eat some more of that tuna it didn't finish last night by meowing with their annoying little voice until you do it because your bouta cry of frustration from its annoying ass voice and sometimes they can be the cutest thing ever.

person a- 'aww my cat is cuddling me. oops I started head banging me and now I'm bleeding on my stomach. AHH SHE WANTS OUTA THE ROOM NOW."
person b-'you good?'
person a-'yeah yeah its just a normal day of being a cat owner.'

by the duck thing December 20, 2022

cat

it is cat

i eat cat

by my phone number 34334 743087 February 22, 2023