horny tony

A pretty horny guy.

Dustin can't keep his hands to himself; he's being such a horny tony.

by MegagnH October 6, 2016

Polish Tongue Humper

A lesser known rapiest in a smaller town in Poland. He would go around and put the top shaft of his penis on people's mouths, and just hump. That's what he did.

The polish tongue humper has been known to bruise people's noses with his pelvis.

by Rlvers October 6, 2016

Lion Tongue

The Chicago slang for "Dildo".

I went into my wife's room and found a lion tongue smaller than my own.

by The Absolute Truth. September 8, 2016

eye tongue

The act of sending a video of zooming in on ones own eye then flashing their tongue in a licking motion thereafter, on any social media platform.

Oh em gee, I am like so gonna eye tongue him on Snapchat!

by eyetongue July 17, 2016

bearders tongue

When giving oral sex to a female, the piece of skin connecting your tongue to your mouth splits.

I went down on her for at least four hours before bearders tongue set in.

by SeniorMus June 6, 2016

Solid Tony

When a male or female lathers a brick with peanut butter then proceeds to shove the brick up his/her partner's ass

Jaycee is such s freak. I heard that she let Mike give her a Solid Tony the other day.

by Nigletbros July 8, 2016

Shit Toner

When your shit is so amazing it leaves a work of art on the toilet.

You: "I just left a Shit Toner in the bathroom, it looked like a Picasso ."

Friend: "Damn I guess I have to piss spray it off now."

by Hey Jack October 1, 2016