fart bastard

a person who sharts aggressively without a filter

mike farted so aggressively it shook the house, he is definitely a fart bastard

by fart bastard July 22, 2022

Fart money

When your money is so bad it's considered a fart

GUY: you got fart money man

by ASSOO October 7, 2025

Farting

(noun) The smell of a good time.

Stew: Hey! This room smells like farting.

Rick: Sure does. We are having such a great time.

by yak_thrifty March 7, 2023

Fart

A thing between the butt cheeks that ruins relationships

Female:*farts*
Male: ew did you just fart
Female: yeah, it's the human body, get over it
Male: you're gross. I now hate you.

by Lightbulb24 June 13, 2019

Puddle Fart

A puddle fart is the act of dropping your trousers and placing your ass into a puddle of rain water before farting and breathing deeply.

I can’t wait to puddle fart, I have been holding it in all day.

by That guys not an Andrew April 18, 2022

Jamaican Dick Fart

Adjective. -A word used to describe a certain individual of whom you dislike. A term mainly used during frustrating situations when you’re in need of using a harsh curse word.
Verb- Monquief

“Hey Russian friend who always bums juul rips off of me you’re such a fucking Jamaican dick fart.”

by J_Wilkyyy September 17, 2019

bluey fart

fuck you! you fucking porn!

you are bluey farting me. pingey.

by the giggle king lord of laughs September 11, 2023