Zoomer

A young normie who has no knowledge on the subject of politics except for "Orange man bad".

ZOOMER:"Biden is totally not the worst president to ever exist."
Person with common sense: STFU zoomer

by fuckt4rd September 24, 2021

bing-zoom

the sound made after someone agrees to something they do not want to do.

Fine I'll go take out the trash! Bing-Zomm!

by CCpt. Obvious April 1, 2003

B-Zoom

To be amazingly handsome and have awesome basketball skills.

Your Very B-Zoom

by diana d girl October 6, 2008

Fighting Zoom

Excuse used when your friend says to you: DONT ENTER THE F.Z. which actually means (friend zone) when they're talking to a girl, but the girl asks what that means and you respond with the word "Fighting Zoom" which she thinks is a video game on super nintendo, but isn't!

Guy approaches Guy2+Girl: DONT ENTER THE FZ
Girl: Whats FZ?
Guy2: its fighting zoom 3 on super nintendo...duh

by mashmoosh March 9, 2010

Schnoodle Zoom

When a dog of the Schnoodle breed gets extremely excited and therefore has the uncontrollable urge to run as fast as it can throughout a given space until exhaustion.

Your dog Abbe is getting so excited! I bet she is going to do the Schnoodle Zoom.

by MPH1989 August 15, 2010

Epic Zoomer

An epic is a teenager who plays Minecraft, snacks on gushers, watches pewdiepie, and other cool shit. Zoomers are superior because they are smarter than all other generations. They most likely have tiktok and are with the trends. They binge watch all of Jacksepticeye’s videos and eat Mac and cheese while doing so. Epic zoomers are the future of the world.

Old lady: now, what is this Minecraft?

Epic zoomer: back off bitch!

by Hohnrv November 11, 2019

Zoomer

Contrary to some other definitions here, "zoomer" does NOT refer to Generation Z. It's the evolution of the term "boomer", for whom lifestyles and values are completely different from the late '50s and '60s. Whereas this generation previously aged in a sedentary context, they are now vibrant, active, busy -- and not set to retire at 65 as in days of yore. They in essence "zoom" now, so this is the term applied to them. It has nothing to do with the static, lethargic, vapid lifestyles of Generation Z.

Zoomers in their 50s, 60s and 70s are much more active in the gym these days.

by Vocabulary Victory March 25, 2019