Ali Youssef

OMEGA MALE. Thinks he’s a sigma male but bullies his friends and is a very mean person. Hates women and innocent nice girls. Will think you’re a lonely alcoholic based off pure vibes. Has a The Weeknd obsession.

Ali Youssef needs to be humbled, that man is an OMEGA!

by BIGALPHADADDY December 3, 2023

dirty yousif

A handsome,sexy teenager who enjoys pegging and non consensual sex from older women like (raping , getting groomed , etc)

This guy is into getting groomed by older women he might be a dirty yousif

by 17yroldtitlicker December 27, 2023

Bassem Youssef

You're right!

Hym "You're RIGHT, Bassem Youssef! Correct. They don't care about the Palestinian lives. They don't even care about the lives of their neighbors kids! Which is why I won't stop threatening them! The kids are a tool they use to assert dominion of other people's lives. Just like the Palestinians! That's their Jesus! As long as they have their perpetually suffering whipping boy gimp, they are justified in asserting dominion over other people lives! Because, yeah, their loves are shit... But as long as they have the whipping gimp they can point to it and say 'Well, you're not that guy, so, I'm justified in my inaction.' And in doing so they can selectively prevent people from haveing a better life than them. Even if your life is the direct result of external forces acting against you, deliberately. That's their Job. They don't care about your life. They care about clinging to the quality of life THEY CURRENTLY HAVE and preventing people they don't like from having a better life then them. It's preemptive jealousy. They prevent the negative emotion and connotation associated with jealousy IN ADVANCE... Because if they are jealous, everyome is justified in dismissing everything that they say. That's what they care about. That's all they are ever going to care about, Bassem. Until the chain of solipsism is broken, your lives are meaningless because... You're not THYM!"

by Hym Iam April 12, 2024

Abu yousef

something you tell your friend when they are being abusive

yo stop being Abu yousef

by spoonslap January 25, 2026

House of Youse

A house consisting people who are studying yousology in college. Can be a dorm or any living space.

Hey I'm going back to the House of Youse to study my yousology exam tomorrow.

by Hey Its Sharon February 19, 2017

Taenos Khan Yousufzai Bin Barood Khan Yousufzai

Desi thanos who loves having naswar. He is cuzaan with Captaan Amreeka who also love naswar. He dreams about eating Kareem Fried Cheekan ka naswar burgur weeth cheez.

Aray tum toh Taenos khan Yousufzai Bin Barood Khan Yousufzai nikla bhonsrike

by X0Xsuper_fighter October 8, 2019

Pulling a Yousef

Getting kicked out from the friend group and is used when you are a fake person and constantly blackmail others when things don’t go your way and cannot handle a small insult or joke

Did you just go on my parents Facebook for pictures of me just to blackmail

Time to pull a yousef
Pulling a yousef is used for snakes and blackmailers only

by Olympic gold medalist November 15, 2019