tall tales

Tall tales are manlet cope, also known as short stories and leprechaun lies. Invariably expressed to you from far below by little voices, goin' peep, peep, peep, tellin' great big lies in their hissy fit manletspeak while wearing platform shoes on their nasty, little feet - just lol at tall tales telling short people 'round here. The content of tall tales often includes but is not limited to: manlet mathematics and guy height relating to the microscopic manlet's ludicrously ladylike and dwarfishly diminutive height, small man syndrome manlet rage-induced halfling half-truths about how the silly manlet boy could totally fight against a towering manmore and how the minuscule midget manlet definitely wouldn't immediately pass out and girlishly pee his pipsqueak, pint-sized, peewee pants, as well as massively delusional manlet cope about how the subhumanly stunted Oompa Loompa Ewok manlet is actually a happy hobbit because clothes cost less in the children's section and that he can convincingly cross-dress and pass as a women whenever the petite and effeminate sissy manlet desires to do so in order to turn tricks to afford his daily fix of step stools and booster seats (especially since he has a closet full of high heels at home anyway). Short people got no reason. Manlets rise up!

Allison: Manlet detected. Isn't that the tall tales telling turbo-manlet Tiny Todd "Toxic Homunculus" Howard over there? Maria: Damn, I forgot my magnifying glass! Let's have a closer look. Allison: Oh, it's just a particularly petite garden gnome! Maria: Manlets rise up!

by ManletDepreciator October 1, 2024

tall vagaina

Spiritual feeling of a partners vagaina. Most times, said in the moment of deep touching with ones elemental grasp and eyes shut.

Other times, said out of pure confusion for what they had just heard.

Jandy "she had a tall vagaina"
Everyone else "..."

by JayDay110 December 14, 2024

Tall queen

A tall queen is the female equivalent of a short king. Rather than being self-conscious about her height, a tall queen is confident in themselves and owns it. Often the term is used when a taller girl dates a shorter guy, i.e. Short King x Tall Queen

Tom Holland and Zendaya make a good short king-tall queen couple.

by Kudshirer January 12, 2025

Tall

A humorous euphemism used (esp. in Black communities or sitcoms like The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air) to refer to someone who is White.

“I showed my mom a pic of my prom date and she said, ‘Oh… he looks tall.’”

by popehexagon July 12, 2025

Tall people named Tyler

Typically people named Tyler and/or Tyler Owens and stand over 6 ft are usually the ugliest people on earth.

You should stay away from tall people named Tyler because they are crude inside and out.

“You know that Tyler Owens fella?”
“Yeah the tall ugly one?”
“Mhm.. you know his kind are the ugliest ones..”

by henryloomis July 16, 2025

Straw tall

When someone is so tall it makes them look extremely skinny

Wembenyama is taller than Shaq but he’s straw tall so he looks frail ..

by Jay da brrr August 4, 2025

tall-fluffly-easy-peasy

something with of great or more than average height, something really cute, and very easy; presenting no difficulty at all.

When you have a crush on someone one might call them tall-fluffly-easy-peasy.

by tall-fluffly-easy-peasy February 25, 2025