taffy

Philadelphia slang for lollipop, especially the small ones that may be found at a bank. "Taffy" can refer to any smaller lollipop, including Dum-Dums, Tootsie Pops, Blow Pops, etc. Only the larger swirly ones are referred to as a lollipop.

Not to be confused with Saltwater Taffy that is found at many candy stores as well as down the shore.

Example 1: One of the neighbors gave me a taffy when I went trick-or-treating.

Example 2: They were out of taffies at the bank, and I really wanted one.

Example 3: This taffy tastes like bubblegum!

by Lord Chocolate June 18, 2017

TAFT

TAFT means Tellum Any Fucking thing and is generally attributed to sales. A car salesman will boast over drinks with cohorts : 'i use the TAFT program to move inventory. Tellum any ficking thing ' which means they will let the customer believe whatever he or she
Needs to.

I e alerted my associates that you can qualify to the TAFT VIP treatment, Mr. Jack

by Roughbeast September 6, 2018

tatyanna renee

so sexy and beautiful and nice and cute and everybody loves her !!! and wants to marry her and live with he forever

“wow tatyanna renee is so sexy and beautiful i want to marry her”

by tt4tyy_ July 8, 2021

wooty taffy

taffy that is amazing and wonderful, and you're forced to woot at it's greatness. so woot, damnit!

i ate some amazing wooty taffy yesterday! it was like orgasm in my mouth.

by dr. evil kitty January 21, 2008

Tafted

To be "Tafted" is to screw someone else in an extreme fashion, as if you have forcibly lodged them in a bathtub. Also implies that you are too obese to fit into a standard-sized bathtub

Refers to William Howard Taft, 27th President of the US who got stuck in the White House bathtub due to his extreme weight (>330 lbs, largest of any president).

"Fred was supposed to give me the presentation on Monday but didn't even show up for work. He totally Tafted me. I hate that guy."

by thaoneAP April 6, 2009

laffy taffy

The laffy taffy is the ass fat that keeps jiggling after a girl stops walking.

Damn. Check out that girl's laffy taffy!

by tarhizzle October 2, 2006

Laffy Taffy

New code name for marijauna. Frequently used because terms like mary jane, reefer, trees, rabbits, kelp, grass and so forth are easily recognized. With this term you can talk about it anywhere at anytime.
Also appropriately named after the common candy made by Wonka.

A. OMG Laffy Taffy is amazing
Teacher. Ah it never excited me.
A. OH it will once you try it.
^notice how that converstaion can be easily miscontruyed.
or
A. Hey man I just got some laffy taffy.
B. Great, we'll have to do it up tonight.

by Shannon6 November 23, 2007