Cumas stocking 

The act of Santa cuming in your stocking

George:I got toys and candy in my stocking! What'd you get?
Craig: i got a cumas stocking, fuck you santa......

Cumas stocking by Greenday256 December 15, 2012

snow sticking

That awkward moment when you stick your stick in the snow

Im going snow sticking with my mittens

snow sticking by Hampster7314 January 22, 2014

corn stalking 

When two men stand back to back with their ass cheeks gently touching while reaching around and stroking the other man's cock.

"Hey dude, after the gym do you want to take a shower together and maybe do some corn stalking?"

corn stalking by cornstalker69 June 29, 2017

smacking pee-pees 

A term used in the Marine Corps that occurs when someone is usually in a lot of trouble. Sometimes, the person isn't even in much of a shit sandwich, but gets harshly corrected for a small mistake, usually in front of many others. Simply put, punishing someone.

Hey Lieutenant Smith, did you see Lieutenant Schmuckatelli getting his pee-pee slapped by the Captain? Yeah, he is constantly smacking pee-pees.

I swear, if I see one more Marine wearing the uniform improperly, I'm gonna start smacking pee-pees.

smacking pee-pees by rchristopherc August 21, 2008

Light Stalking 

The act of spying, snooping and keeping track of something or someone without direct contact or revealing your obsession/psychotic tendencies.

I might have to drive by his house and do a little light stalking!

Light Stalking by Diet Coke 819 October 15, 2009

Sacking 

When someone slightly lies, but doesn't exaggerate the truth enough so that it is actually impressive. Most commonly used to increase ones self esteem, but not exaggerating so much that it is unbelievable.

CJ: You seem smart, what math course are you in?
Ian: Calculus AB
* actually in honors calculus *
Jason: First, why would lying about his math course make him look cooler? Second, why wouldn't he just say he was in Calculus BC if he wanted to look impressive?
CJ: I guess he was just sacking

Sacking by Bro Code Vocab July 12, 2015

Cock Stalking 

When one is peer pressured into dating or hooking up with someone. Opposite of cock blocking

Garrison: Hey you should ask Ashley to Prom

Harold: I don't really want to go though

Carolynn: But she wants you to ask her

Harold: I don't want to go though...she'll be embarssed if she goes with me

Garrison: Why would she be embarrassed, just ask her

Carolynn: Yeah, dont be a pussy, ask her

Harold: Stop Cock Stalking me!

Cock Stalking by Hunter Pitkin February 11, 2007