Squatanking

Squatanking is the underground sport where bear meets man in an epic battle of champions. Simply tie your gooch / taint hair into a tight neat dreadlock and apply the weight. Now get naked in an open space and apply the youghurt. Prepare your legs a shoulder width apart and starting squatting profusely while simultaneously masturbating. For an extra bit of shits and giggles start plucking your anus hair one by one.

I had a killer squatanking session last night

by Powerful sweat session March 3, 2018

Squart

The act of farting when squatting. The level down from Sqausharting

'oh god, that guy just squarted on your leg'

by Torakvf44 August 6, 2018

Squat thot

A woman who spends an hour in the squat rack, mostly testing while doing quarter squats and and accomplishing nothing of value

That fucking squat thot wasted all her time texting instead of building up dat ass

by Gains Train December 6, 2018

Squatch

Watching something while squatting

Dad: I am going to squatch you play your football game

by Hydration Man April 6, 2020

squarty jarty

What you become when you can't Imagine playing games during the week when you have exams and projects due.

Hey man, want to play CS:GO?

Nah, can't. I'm a Squarty Jarty.

by Wyceps April 15, 2020

squallerkits

When you adopt 2 kittens at four weeks old, you are now their mother and every time you get the can opener out of the drawer to open their tuna they Squaller and squeal in delight!

Oh no, here come the squallerkits for another round of tuna!

by RioBob January 27, 2021

Squart

When a female ejaculates in a squirting fashion, whilst simultaneously passing gas/farting loudly.

I was having intercourse with a girl last night, and she sqarted on me.

It’s cute when she squarts in bed.

by Squartdaddy February 1, 2021