splooge

it is literally sperm. nothing else. just cum.

i was fapping last night and i splooged all over my bed sheets

by massivesimpians October 24, 2017

nob sponge

a vagina or a pussy that enjoided having sexual contact with.

man i had a nice nob sponge last nite

by branflakes December 20, 2006

drug sponge

a hot gurl who outright askes you for more of your drugs (usually cocaine)

dam that taylor girl drug sponged all my coke lastnight

by yomommafool May 1, 2018

love sponge

A squishy absorbant piece of material inserted into the hatchet wound before doing the wild thing for the purpose of soaking up man milk and thus perventing little rug rats from being born 9 months later.

And afterwards she can use it to do the dishes!

by PeeBee February 26, 2004

The SpongeBOB

The 'SpongeBob' look, taken from the the character name and American animated T.V series/ Media Franchise,'SpongeBob SquarePants'.The SpongeBob is used best to describe someone who has a square shaped, heavy upper body with no waist, but skinny legs. Hot on the heels of the Muffin Top, The SpongeBob will also become common place due to fashionista's insisting that leggings are back in for next Season 2007!!!

"you have such fantastic legs,but that outfit makes you look a bit ..SpongeBob"
"Those metallic leggings are fierce!..but the jumper on top makes you look too SpongeBob!"
The SpongeBob is NEVER a good look ladies (or gents.

by Ms Marvel January 7, 2007

Splooge

ejaculate fluid, jizz, cum

Sgt_slaughter21 splooged all over his keyboard.

by Anonymous April 13, 2003

Splooge Graffiti

Act of creating artwork with ones semen.

The only down side to living with two guys is that they leave the Splooge Graffiti for me to find.

by Cory September 21, 2004