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Schlong

Big massive cock of godly proportions
She wants to see my manhood because rumor has it I have a long dong schlong!!!
by tpulley1966 June 27, 2022
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Schlongbomb

When you put a confetti bomb in your foreskin and ignite it
"I drugged my father and did a schlongbomb on him"
by Butthole Connoisseur July 15, 2022
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Schlonging

The act of sticking suction cup dildos on hoods of cars
Who wants to go schlonging in the parking lot
by MasterBlasterTrailBoss July 27, 2022
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Schlongbag

He really abandoned you at the dance? What a schlongbag.
by rwexman August 2, 2022
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Schlongus Bongus

A word for a cock that social media regulations dont notice, also used to prevent teachers from lecturing you about language
Damn bro, da fellas schlongus bongus lookin proper in dem pants
by deJebbsterr27 August 13, 2022
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Schlongdinger

A term for an abnormally huge penis.
Dante has a huge Schlongdinger.
by Dr.Dick5792-1 August 15, 2022
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