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kissing porcelain

When one is kissing porcelain he or she is either sitting on the toilet for a long time or throwing up. Usually because of illness or sickness or simply hung over.
When you are done kissing porcelain and feel better let me know.
by brahpla September 6, 2014
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Special Containment Procedures

That's how the scp foundation contains anomalies.
Dr. ███████ Dingle : Hey uh, how are we supposed to contain SCP-REDACTED ?
Senior Researcher ████ : Idek, probably through some Special Containment Procedures or something
by Myhandle? June 12, 2022
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proselytute

a person who converts or attempts to convert (someone) from one religion, belief, or opinion to another for money; a lobbyist
Tourist 1: Let's visit K Street and check out the proselytutes!
Tourist 2: I thought selling sex was illegal in the US.
Tourist 1: Not at all, mind-fucking is perfectly legal!
by Poruchan July 30, 2011
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Procell

The best last name a person could ever have!! If you have the last name Procell then you are absolutely fearless. You could wrestle alligators and not even worry about what’s gonna happen!!! If you have the last name Procell then you’re the best of them all.
Mr. Procell is literally the best person I have ever met in my entire life
by Jason tinterika April 4, 2018
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porcelain crayon

"Dude, I just wrote your name with a porcelain crayon." (Took a crap)
Stains in the toilet bowl were left by a porcelain crayon.
His teeth look like he has been chewing on a porcelain crayon.
by Kory W. February 12, 2008
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Porcelain Bus

when your drunk and ready to vomit you hang on to the toilet with both hands.
I had to drive the "porcelain bus," last night.
by Ima.AssOe June 21, 2014
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Porcelain Hot

If you'd eat her ass if it was clean,
if you'd eat her ass if it was nasty,
if you'd eat her ass if it was covered in shit,
if you'd eat the literal shit out of her ass,
if you'd live to be her personal toilet, meeting her every lavatorial demand,

then, and only then, is a girl porcelain hot.
by SantaMOD December 4, 2017
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