A situation or location that is unpleasant, pretentious, or outwardly obnoxious to normal people due to the employees, patrons, or any other people or person associated with it.
This bar sucks. I feel like I've died and gone to paradouche.
I don't go to that gym anymore. It's lame. Everyone just stares at themselves in the mirror the whole time. It's paradouche and no one seems to notice but me.
I don't go to that gym anymore. It's lame. Everyone just stares at themselves in the mirror the whole time. It's paradouche and no one seems to notice but me.
by Jookie7 September 1, 2011
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by leonardo draculay February 5, 2018
Get the Paradoxology mug.1. You sound stupid if you pronounce something wrong.
2. You sound stupid if you pronounce something right.
3. You sound stupid if you try to pronounce it right.
4. You sound stupid if you try to avoid saying it at all.
5. The only way you don't sound stupid is by explaining the language paradox.
2. You sound stupid if you pronounce something right.
3. You sound stupid if you try to pronounce it right.
4. You sound stupid if you try to avoid saying it at all.
5. The only way you don't sound stupid is by explaining the language paradox.
This is the language paradox.
Joe *White guy*: may no speak bwayno espanyol.
Jesse *Chinese guy*: toetaymo cacoi daysoo.
Joe *White guy*: may no speak bwayno espanyol.
Jesse *Chinese guy*: toetaymo cacoi daysoo.
by Pikachu + Shugi November 2, 2009
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Get the Cosby paradox mug.this phenomenon is when you are straight but people constantly doubt your sexuality and affirmly believe that you are Gay
Person 1: Are you sure your straight you seem pretty Gay
Person 2: oh no i just suffer from the Matthew Paradox
Person 2: oh no i just suffer from the Matthew Paradox
by MattyboyoXDFAM June 9, 2022
Get the Matthew Paradox mug.When two or more Björkian riots are going on at the same time and a course of action is maddeningly difficult to navigate.
Being in love with two people at once and being unable to choose between them because any action would destroy good relations with one or both parties. Especially if they're friends.
"I am in love with two people at once and have no idea what to do!"
"That is too bad my friend, sounds like a Björkian Riot Paradox if I ever heard of one."
"I am in love with two people at once and have no idea what to do!"
"That is too bad my friend, sounds like a Björkian Riot Paradox if I ever heard of one."
by Weird-Beard September 3, 2009
Get the Björkian Riot Paradox mug.When a band or someone becomes a complete sellout and ruins everything. They lose the people who loved them from the very start.
Jillian:"Fall out boy was totally pulling a paramore when they went too mainstream."
Pablo:"I know! If only all of their albums have been like From Under the Cork Tree or Take this to your grave."
Pablo:"I know! If only all of their albums have been like From Under the Cork Tree or Take this to your grave."
by Ha,YouCanSuckMyClit October 18, 2010
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