by qazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolp123456789000000000000000000000000000000000000 April 30, 2008
Get the Godmug. Omniscient...all-knowing
Omnipresent...everywhere
Omnipotent...all-powerful
Love Him, hate Him, don't believe in Him, whatever. When you pray to Him, your prayers are sometimes answered and sometimes not. His answers are "Yes", "No" or "Not now".
For all you people who think God isn't real just coz you can't hear Him talk: God talks to us in perfect silence. i know it sounds wierd, but that's what i learned from Doctrine classes.
Omnipresent...everywhere
Omnipotent...all-powerful
Love Him, hate Him, don't believe in Him, whatever. When you pray to Him, your prayers are sometimes answered and sometimes not. His answers are "Yes", "No" or "Not now".
For all you people who think God isn't real just coz you can't hear Him talk: God talks to us in perfect silence. i know it sounds wierd, but that's what i learned from Doctrine classes.
"I pray to God everytime I get wasted in a party...sometimes I get in trouble and sometimes I don't, but I'm gonna have to accept the fact that I have caused Him great pain for getting wasted in the first place."
by xoxolilylovesyouxoxo May 16, 2007
Get the Godmug. 
Get the godmug. the most popular imaginary person ever! evern moreso than bob. all the fascists like god. i like bob more....because god is a political whore.
by Kat WHEEEE!!! June 24, 2004
Get the Godmug. He isn't real, he's just something to tide people's minds over the fact of they don't know any truth to what happened in the so called "beginning"
by Tyler K April 21, 2004
Get the godmug. The one who gives purpose
If we didnt have GOD then we'd all just be a bunch of molecules thrown together by chance. Which that means we'd mean nothing.
But since He is real, we are loved and someone took the time to make us and plan our life before we even lived it.
If we didnt have GOD then we'd all just be a bunch of molecules thrown together by chance. Which that means we'd mean nothing.
But since He is real, we are loved and someone took the time to make us and plan our life before we even lived it.
GOD: Seriously, if you dont believe in Jesus, you go to hell, and i mean yea maybe you dont believe in hell, but i mean you have been wrong plenty of times before right? and i mean imagine what it would really be like to actually go to hell, if it was real. you would hurt SO much physically, emotionally, spiritually, and you cant commmit suscide because you are already dead, and you have to stay there for eternity, like that means you can NEVER LEAVE. and you have to hang out with the devil all day. have fun lovassss. :
by sarah down October 13, 2006
Get the GODmug.