The Emoji Movie 

Terrible Money Waster

See:
Death
Hillary
Knife

A: Wanna Go Watch The Emoji Movie?
B: Nope, That Gives You Cancer.
A: Awww..
C: AND THE EMOJI MOVIE GIVES DIABITIES!

The Emoji Movie by McDerpz March 6, 2017

Jackass Movie 

a bloody funny movie (especialy the sand vagina) and if u havent watchec it go frickin WATCH IT

that movie is so kool

Jackass Movie by DA FLETCHA August 16, 2003

"Lifetime movie bad" 

One of the lowest critiques a movie can ever receive. Lifetime movie bad is commonly used to describe a movie that tackles "women's issues" with excess drama, mediocre actors, and a lame script, while the movie ends with a cliche "I live in the suburbs" ending.

Dude, "A Walk to Remember" was not even awful. It was "Lifetime movie bad".

"Lifetime movie bad" by Illiterate children in February 17, 2008

b movie 

A movie without the benefit of well-recognised actors and cinema screenings, though also commonly associated with poor acting, bad effects and a minimal or ridiculous storyline which justifies any number of violent acts or scantily clad women.

More often than not these films can be enjoyed with a group of friends armed with large quantities of alcohol and be found more entertaining than anything with enough budget to make blood not look like strawberry toothpaste.

Can also be connected to an 'A-movie' with a cult following or all the qualities listed above.

Brain dead is a B movie.

Anything directed by Alex Chandon is a B movie (or soft porn).

Alien resurrection has more plot holes than Stars Wars episode III and is more unnecessary than episodes I, II and III - and therefore should be a B movie.

b movie by The Diabolic Harpy September 23, 2008

teen movie 

Romantic and slightly comical movie aimed at people in their teens. These movies are usually based on multiple failed seduction attempts before the final, successful attempt on prom night. The fact that there is a reformed cool-guy winning over a girl with "sweetness" usually attracts young females to watch these shit movies. Parodized in Not another teen movie. On the rare occasion, when the movie is made for a male audience, it will not suck.

The breakfast club, pretty in pink, she's all that, ten things I hate about you, loser, most freddie prinze jr movies.

teen movie by Gumba Gumba February 27, 2004

Cianc Movie

A "Cianc Movie" is an extremly bad movie that has absolutely no point to it. All it does is wastes your time and money.

"So how did you like the Devil Wears Prada?"
"It was a Cianc Movie."

Cianc Movie by hello123 August 26, 2006

horror movie

A stupid movie containing vast amounts of violence that is never actually scary. However, it is referred to as a "horror" movie because of the horrors that are experienced when one returns to their home subsequent to the viewing of the movie.

Examples include the following; various nightmares related to the movie, the unwelcoming of that dark room at the end of the hall, the impression that there is a character from the movie in one's closet/bathroom/shower or other enclosed spaces in or near the bedroom, and other similar experiences.

"Hey Jim, you wanna come over to see a horror movie tonight?"

"Fuck no, not after the last time when I almost shit myself when I got home."

horror movie by hardrock711 October 24, 2011