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Terrorist Monkey

Your going to die if you mess with this dude he is literally going to kill you. He has a M60, a suicide vest, and a fucking tank. But here's a twist he cant motherfucking die.
Hey did you see that monkey over there? Yeah he is going to kill you he is Terrorist Monkey! AH RUN
by oofman3 November 18, 2018
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clout monkey

Someone who constantly wants clout and brags about having clout
“Yo stacey is a whole clout monkey
by skee__t January 5, 2019
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Mhhh monkey

when you are please and no one knows why
when master oogway saves monkeys life he asks why and answers Mhhh monkey

if you want to see for you self search Mhhh monkey in google
by Mhhh-monkey May 13, 2020
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Trash Monkey

A newly found vulgar slang of Texan origin; used as a high level insult.
Can refer to asshole as a synonym. However, this slang is of much higher offense and shouldn’t be used in vain. Will end with a fight if not used cautiously.
Linda: Ugh, that George is too much! All he ever does is think about himself, I’d go so far as to call him a Trash Monkey!

Martha: Uhh Linda, he’s standing right behind you; I think he heard everything you said.

George: Bitch I’m gonna beat your ass up.

Fin.
by Lii’sBathSalts May 15, 2020
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Throwin' monkey at the wall til it oo-oo-aa-aa.

Discussing ideas. Brainstorming.
"How do we do this part of this Portal 2 level?"
"Let me try this."
"That didn't do much to help us."
"I'm just throwin' monkey at the wall til it oo-oo-aa-aa."
by annoyingpeople June 30, 2020
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Frame monkey

Someone who is addicted to high frame rates in competitive games
I use performance mode in games because I m a frame monkey
by Poopy but November 7, 2020
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Bisexual Monkey Thrust

This one takes three and some acrobatics. You've got penis-haver # 1 in the middle doing the most work. Vagina-haver wraps their legs around the penis-haver, being fucked / fucking. Both should contribute. Seemingly standard stand-up sex. Finally, you have penis-haver # 2 fucking penis-haver # 1 in the ass. Legs also wrapped penis-haver # 1. So if all 3 get their rhythm and thrusting right, it's magical. But requires the right people for sure.
Confused friend: Wait wait wait. So you're saying you were fucking your partner while also being fucked in the ass by some dude? And standing up, supporting both their weight just thrusting into each of them? What the fuck?

Penis-haver # 1: Bro, you haven't lived until you've experienced a bisexual monkey thrust. Trust me.
by BisexualMonkeyThrustLover March 24, 2021
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