Grinching

When you ejaculate all over or inside a families Christmas presents, leading to an uncomfortable and ruined holiday.

I went Grinching yesterday, so now I am watching this house to see their reactions.

by The Grincher July 24, 2025

Grulching

The act of sticking a toothpick in your p-hole and running up against a wall jamming the toothpick into your p-hole.

Had a killer Grulching session last night. It was incredibly painful.

by BluDru42 September 5, 2025

Gruncle

dnig is gruncle

i love gruncle

by anonymous September 16, 2025

Graunchy

graunchy adj. /ˈɡrɔ n.tʃi/

Onomatopoeic. Describing a harsh, gravelly, crunching sound or sensation, especially one that evokes discomfort or friction, like bone grinding against bone or walking on loose gravel.

Often used to describe mechanical or bodily movements that produce an unpleasant grinding noise or feeling.

"As he crouched down, his knees made a graunchy sound that echoed like gravel being crushed underfoot”

by Don Touch October 18, 2025

Grunc

A really old unc, grandad unc. you use this to describe someone who acts really old.

you really are a fucking grunc

by irisl.07 November 11, 2025

Grinch

verb, To urinate on someone who you have recently ejaculated on (esp. in the morning, around Christmas, and/or if you are recovering from heart disease) i.e., "And now that his heart didn't feel quite so tight, he whizzed with his load through the bright morning light."

Her: Grinch me, baby, wash all this cum off with your piss.

by Phil Srobeighn December 3, 2025

Gunchstradamas

A Gunchstradamas is someone who has the physical appearance of nostradamas while also being a gunch (a fat worthless piece of fucking shit)

My friend max is a complete Gunchstradamas

by Phineatsbuttpoop December 8, 2025