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Grand Merissa 

The sexual act/position where the girl and the guy arouse eachother for along time just to starve themselves then the guy will stand up and then pick her up. The girl will rest her upper back and head on the bedwhile she finds her way around him. then he can pick her upper body up and lick/pinch/suck her breasts. He will then jump around the room.
Logan: Daaaanm .... i did a grand merissa with her and we had an explosive orgasm!!!"
Grand Merissa by Leah bearrr February 17, 2008
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Grand Piece Online 

A high quality Roblox anime game inspired by the popular anime One Piece.
Person 1: Hey Joe, I finally reached max level on Grand Piece online! Lets have a 1v1!

Person 2: Sorry, not now. I'm still farming for a phoenix fruit.
Grand Piece Online by dowashi April 11, 2021

Grand Rapids White Sauce 

What comes out of you when you get a grand rapids blow job. Not the most quality of ejaculations, but well worth it. After all, Bill loves the cock.
Dude #1: Good god, i just made a 10 gallon drum of the Grand Rapids White Sauce.

Dude #2: Im surprised you even got it up dude!

Dude #1: Yah, i closed my eyes and pretended it was my dog giving me head instead of that Bill guy......

Grand Prix GTP 

An overweight family truckster that rednecks think of as a muscle car.

Discontinued due to poor sales, replaced by the Pontiac GTO.
Dude, did you see that minivan pass us? You should feed those gerbils under the hood more often!

Grand Ledge High School

GL is a pimp school by lansing,mi lota drugies en stuff go on tons of peeps to plus theres a player "Big AL H." whos goin ta play ball at the university of Florida en gonna be awsome his dad Tito H. played in the NBA pimpin huh?
tyte like a tiger


gerrrowlll-lol
Grand Ledge High School by kyle January 17, 2004

Grand Ma 

A Mercury Grand Marquis. It's what Ford calls it, which is appropriate because most of the people who buy them are old geezers suffering from Alzheimer's disease, and can't drive to save their lives.
Grand Ma.
Forida plates.
Handicaped tag hanging from a mirror.
If it drove any slower, it would be going backwards
Grand Ma by Federalq2b June 24, 2005

Grand Larceny 

1) When someone fucks up and/or takes your shit.



2) When YOU fuck up and/or take someone's shit.


Brad: "Angela committed GRAND LARCENY on my dick last night bro. She fucking ran into the sunset wit dat shit."

Pete: "Dis nigga broke into my crib de other night. So I burnt his mother fucking house to the ground and Grand Larceny'd his Ford Pinto."



3) When you fuck a female so hard that she seizures and shits on your dick.

Herald: "I asked my C.P.A. out to dinner so she wouldn't expose our tax fraud. Ended up commitin' GRAND LARCENY on that bitch last night."


Gregory: "Yeah dawg, last night I fucking committed Grand Larceny on Tina. I fucking made the bitch leak like the mother fuckin' hoover damn."
Grand Larceny by Mejosh March 23, 2009