Turd in my lap

This is a situation that is given to you - avoidable - but has to solved immediately

You lost your only pair of glasses after I begged you to buy another pair weeks ago! Thanks for tossing a turd in my lap!

by Safety Lane February 24, 2022

lick before you lap

The doggie-variation of da famous "scope wid yer peepuhz before you jump in wid both feet" proverb, this advises all furry canines to carefully sniff/taste something for true safety/edibility before guzzling it down.

Fido with soap-bubbles fizzing out his nostrils Gee whillikerz --- I shoulda followed my mama's advice to "lick before you lap" --- I shoulda known that bucket was fulla used dishwater before I greedily stuck my thirsty snout into it!

by QuacksO July 9, 2018

J-Laps

The act off masturbating while sprinting or running.

Today I did 5 laps of J-Laps to prepare for the competition.

by FF L October 2, 2025

Rusty Lap Dance

When you're getting a lap dance and they leave a skid mark

"I was at the Pink Udder last night and got a Rusty Lap Dance! I still can't get the stain out."

by Genghis Gock April 5, 2024

lap-aroundsss

lap-aroundsss

when a hooker you pay asks you to go around the corner and lap-aroundsss as she blows you and puts her finger in your ass

by sanxity November 5, 2018

lap log

A huge penis laying in your lap

"you ready to take this lap log!?"

by Jack mehoff April 28, 2015

Lap 3

An extra nodded lap for hit game Pizza Tower in which Pizzaface will chase you throughout the entirety of the lap, and if you touch him, you get an instant game over.

Person 1: alright lap 3 time :D
*five seconds later*
Person 1: OH GOD

by the upteenth time December 29, 2024