fake edge 

Aside from definition 1, it is also kids who call themselves straight edge while they are underage and then plan to drink when they are older.

Real edger: Hey man, what are you doing? I thought you were straight edge?

Fake edge kid: I was, but now I'm old enough to drink.

Real edger: Straight edge is true till death.

Fake edge kid: But i wanna drink...

Real edger: fine, but you never were really straight edge.

fake edge by PFtilldeath November 7, 2009

facienda

When a lady position's her tropical fruit or hirsute hacienda upon the face of an unsuspecting victim

Rusty: look Jack that lady is interfering with that young man!
Jack: that's not a lady, that's Laura...and she's doing the facienda on him!
Rusty:...and look at the way her gusset bunting and jungle nook blows in the wind, it's a sight to behold!
Jack: she's some girl!

facienda by Sandal-Bag February 15, 2010

fake "lol" 

That lol you put to lighten up something you really mean

facebook chat
-Hey...? or not
--sorry i was eating omg calm down
-okay im sorry i didnt know LOL<-(fake "lol")

fake "lol" by Kimosabe916 January 7, 2011

fake baked 

The state of feeling high similar to the effects of marijuana, except after smoking fake weed, or fweed.

Wanna get fake baked? I'm still on probation so I can't smoke the real stuff.

fake baked by ScWheezy March 20, 2011

Fake 

A person that does not have a ounce of realness in there body. A fake person usually calls other people 'fake' although that is not true.

Tony: "Hey man, why are you so fake all the time?"
Eric: "I'm not the fake one man, I'm real. I am too real, I don't even know how to spell fake."

Tony is the 'fake.'

Fake by British Logger April 30, 2011

fake grandma 

When a girl acts all mature and too smart for everyone. Also connected to having an awful haircut that makes her look even more like an old woman. She is really annoying and does't want to participate in any team work because she thinks she's way too mature for that. Usually also kind of vain and likes to pretend to have an accent when in fact she pronounces the words like no other accent. Doesn't know how to have fun and NEVER drinks OR dances on any party. Just goes there to pretend to be more mature than the others. Also all nerdy and wants teachers to like her above others. Always does all the work and never on any condition will skip a class even if all the other students decide so. goes to sleep at like 7 everyday. a rule: NEVER HAS FUN ANYWHERE

"Look at this fake teen grandma reading her homework proudly, faking the accent."

A: "Everybody decided to wear a mask! It was a team competition. Only the fake grandma decided not to put a mask on, because she's too good for that."
B: "Well she doesn't need a mask. She's faking a grandma everyyyyday."

A: "Who will you invite to your party?"
B: "Deffo not the fake grandma. I don't need a grumpy sober 'to good for you' awful looking vain person there."

fake grandma by hatelies February 13, 2013

Fake Ass Gangster 

A pussy trying to act like gangster

Ex: Federline Jones Aka Gabriel Friedman from the Cleveland Show is a fake ass gangster

Fake Ass Gangster by Drago Vale February 21, 2015