Ejacugrunt

The extremely awkward and masculine grunt released at orgasm.

Bro, I was doing Emily last night and I almost gave her a heart attack with my ejacugrunt.

by charlie_hf October 1, 2010

ejaculation proclamation

A signature statement made by a man who is about to shoot his load.

Joe- "Dude what's your Ejaculation Proclamation?"
Carl- "I like to say the volcano is about to blow all over her town then scream HOT LAVAAAA"

by Jefferspin November 20, 2013

Ejector Treats

The candy that blows out everywhere when a pilot hits the ejector seat to bail out of a fighter jet.

That way, you may have lost your cool airplane and will soon become a P.O.W. but at least there is candy.

During WWII, the Germans were the first to experiment with Ejector Treats

by PaulAllensCard February 5, 2015

ejacuate

To evacuate ejaculate.

Jerry: Dude, Jerome, evacuate your ejaculate.

Jerome: You mean I should ejacuate?
Jerry: Yes.

by Jerjerry May 4, 2016

Ejub

such a ehrenmann, he is a kind and really nice person

Do you see him ? He is a Ejub, i woul suck his D to 100%

by BlackyTheFlash March 8, 2020

immediate ejection

Noun.

The act of being kicked out of an establishment right away, usually for lines you crossed the previous visit but cannot recall.

Murdoch was an immediate ejection from the Prince George Hotel.

They just recognized him right away and tossed his ass - he didn't even know what for!

by Looger November 1, 2007

creative ejaculation

When some one has too many ideas, tries to be over-creative and you just want to finish the damn thing.

- What if we do a crazy pink rabbit?
- No, the first idea was fine!
- What about a orange sheep?
- NO, stop this creative ejaculation!

by zidu October 5, 2010