Delusions of Grant Recipient Grandeur

A co worker who is not the boss who acts like they are the boss, prison guard, and chief bean counter.

James put a bag of trash in my office because they have delusions of grant recipient grandeur

by Liberation Theology November 25, 2024

Dicklusional

delusional over dick. /obsessed or craving to get fucked

“she won’t stop bragging her bf’s dick. she’s dicklusional.”

by UnfortunatelyUnknown December 14, 2024

Delusional Office

Used to describe an area with known hazardous materials causing hallucinations of imaginary entities, often a large building of sorts. Can also be used as a casual descriptor of a liminal space.

"Damn, all these yellow walls and fluorescent lights sure make this look like a Delusional Office."

by CHASER-015 December 24, 2024

Delusional

Someone whos beliefs don't add up to reality. Also can be a mental disorder.

Alexis thinks she's a good teacher, but I think she's delusional.

by Animelover211 December 30, 2024

Delusional

- Simran Sehmi

oh you are being such a simran sehmi rn (delusional)

by Allnoer January 28, 2025

Delusion Card

Accusing someone of being so detached from reality that their factual claims or beliefs constitute a clinical delusion—a fixed, false belief resistant to reason. This is deployed when someone holds a view perceived as so obviously false or fringe that engaging with evidence seems pointless; instead, you attack their very grip on reality. It's an escalation beyond calling someone "wrong," claiming they are living in a fantasy world.

Example: In a flat-Earth debate, a scientist presents satellite imagery and curvature calculations. A flat-Earther might respond, "You're brainwashed by NASA!" To which the scientist, in frustration, might snap, "I'm not arguing anymore, I'm just worried about your crippling case of the delusion card." It's a terminal insult for a debate, declaring the other person fundamentally unreachable.

by Abzugal February 3, 2026

Delusionbait

A particularly vicious form of Grassbait and Patholighting where the goal is to frame the target as literally delusional—mentally ill, disconnected from reality, incapable of rational thought. The Delusionbaiter doesn't engage arguments, doesn't consider evidence, doesn't ask questions. They simply diagnose: "You're delusional," "Schizophrenic behavior," "This is literal psychosis," "Touch grass and take your meds." The rhetoric mirrors anti-trans tactics—calling people crazy, mentally ill, delusional for claiming identities or experiences the baiter doesn't understand or accept—but extends to any domain: religion, spirituality, paranormal experiences, unconventional politics, heterodox economics, parascientific claims. The goal isn't debate; it's invalidation through pathologization. If you can be made to seem insane, nothing you say needs to be answered. Delusionbait is the nuclear option of dismissal: you're not just wrong—you're broken.

"I shared my near-death experience and what I learned about consciousness. First comment: 'This is textbook temporal lobe epilepsy. You're describing a known delusion caused by oxygen deprivation. Please seek help before you hurt yourself.' They've never met me, never seen my medical records, never engaged a single thing I said. That's Delusionbait—diagnosis as dismissal, psychiatry as cudgel."

by Abzugal February 24, 2026