Culligan

Culligan Man still makes house calls to clean your pipes..

Girl calls Culligan Man:
Honey will your come over an clean my pipes????
Aaahh you got female problems ???
Well yah! you don't think I would call Culligan if I needed a oil change. do yah???

by itichie_nocanpo October 29, 2006

celly

a cell phone u use all the time

Who is that callin me on my celly?

by Pimpin In Texas October 25, 2003

Edward Cullen

From the Twilight series, when you say someone is an Edward Cullen , the person is:
Dazzling
Handsome
Sweet,
Can't control himself
and maybe a vampire ;)

Girl 1: *Sigh* Why can't Joshua be like an Edward Cullen?
Joshua aka Girl 1's bf: *.....*

by *~ Amaya Yami~* January 8, 2009

Edward Cullen

Hot vampire from Stephenie Meyer's twilight series.
Most beautiful thing on this earth.
Self, sacrificing man on earth!
Arielle's husband!

biter: i love edward cullen.
arielle: oh you mean my husband?
biter: oh yeah, but, i like to copy you!

by allie. September 9, 2007

Edward Cullen

A "vegetarian" vampire who lives in the town of Forks, Washington, and in the Twilight series by Stephenie Meyer meets and falls madly in love with Bella Swan, a human. Though it takes all his self control to kill her and drink her blood, he would do anything to save her life.

Thanks to Edward Cullen teenage boys are a lot less appealing than they used to be.

"And so the lion feel in love with the lamb."

"Don't be afraid...we belong together," (Bella said)

"Forever," EDWARD, EVERY GIRL'S FANTASY, agreed.

many teenage girls would die for this man. don't dare to disrespect him, anytime or anywhere!

by obsessedwithtwilight April 9, 2009

Cullinaning

kicking the shit out of john and bobby for the sheer fun of it

i jus cullinaned bobby and john so bad they both died of internal bleeding

by onepissedoffmofo February 20, 2003

Cullen envy

Men who appear to have an intense hatred of anything Cullen--the Cullen family, Twilight, Stephanie Meyer, or even just sexy pale men. In actuality, they really are just insanely jealous of the Cullens and are trying to distract you from the truth by hating on them.

"I bought the Edward Cullen Barbie doll, but my husband ganked it out from under my arm while I was sleeping and burned it in our chiminea. I think he has Cullen envy."

by Fallie the Pally March 13, 2010