Butthole

Something that you shit out of

My butthole hurts mom!!!!!

by Bigpenis36268 August 10, 2020

butthole crawler

Butthole crawler-a creature that slithers up your ass and lives in your rectum.

Chad: Hey bro I’m going camping this weekend.
Steve: Alright, just watch out for those butthole crawlers

by Incognito_Man November 13, 2020

Butthole Queen

A lover of anything and everything bum related.

Was also born at age 30 and has a Moonface.

Jane, you really are the Butthole Queen.

by StumpyBob November 26, 2020

Butthole Buckshot

Small pieces of turd that fuse to the back of the toilet bowl after an explosive shit.

My date last night ended unexpectedly when she went into my bathroom and was grossed out by all the Butthole Buckshot splattered all over the back of my toilet. I don't think she will call.

by c@pper April 16, 2021

Butthole

A tiny gorilla that a idiot gets emotionally attached to.

Sarah: I 🍞 butthole
Gracie: I know it’s our child.

by Emlover April 24, 2021

butthole-itchy-itis

butthoke itching after covid 19 vaccine

John- I have butthole-itchy-itis
tim- from the covid shot
john- yes.

by jiggywiggy69 May 23, 2021

Butthole Tubing

Synonym for kissing. When lips touch during a kiss, the union creates an unbroken tube from one person's butthole, back though the mouth to the other butthole.

Hey baby, would you like to go to the drive in theater and do some butthole tubing?

by TheMooseKnuckle87 November 6, 2021