butter existence

a girl whom would be cute, except for absolutely everything that defines her being.

Wow, that girl was incredible butter existence. Thank God I never have to see her again.

by fwhowgads January 25, 2010

cunny butter

(n.) Vaginal secretions during sexual intercourse.

Dude, I met this chick who just gushes cunny butter all the time, even whenever we have foreplay!

by mhibma February 20, 2006

buttcrack butter

When you open the buttcrack for sex and find any kind of fresh residue or deposit that hasnt been cleaned out.

"Man I was good to go before I spread the ass cheeks and caught some buttcrack butter. That softened my root real quick."

by walterc February 8, 2015

Butter Face

Butter Face: A woman that has a way sexy body that at times, can compensate for a less attractive face.

Although being a butter face anne had a way bangin' sexy ass body and crrrrraved intimacy!

so, i pounded her relentlessly...

:-)

by dubbya c July 13, 2009

pink butter

The female equivalent of nob cheese

I went down on her, and there was pink butter everywhere!

by Tim Stubberfield November 20, 2011

baboon butter

Thick, mucky black liquid that forms in beads on a court apes head and neck region during physical sporting activities

It's always the small white kids who end up moping the baboon butter off the court during NBA games.

by CoonTastic July 23, 2014

Butter Noodle

A flaccid, floppy, dangling male penis.

I smacked her in the head with my butter noodle.

by Eaton Holgoode April 25, 2017