Being an Ismail

When your the sexiest, red dot forehead enthusiast around. All elephants are attracted to you and you will be guaranteed to be married to a youthful bride (cough cough 15 yrs old)!!!

Raj: That guy is so cool, there is no way I'll ever live up to being an Ismail.

by Xislac October 30, 2020

Binge eating disorder

Something I have.
No, it's not lack of control.
No, it's not eating as much as you can.
No, it doesn't include guilt or regret (when eating).

People who have this disorder might be:
Depressed
other important mental health issues
Bored (like me)
or others

My family: *switches off the internet*
Me: I'm bored
Me: *starts binge eating*

Life lesson: don't switch off the internet or binge eating disorder will happen

by nothing_just shut up June 6, 2022

Adding Binge

On Myspace, when you go on a bunch of people's profiles and make a lot of friend requests in a short period of time.

"I went on an adding binge last tuesday, I increased my friend count by 8."

by Ikurasake January 2, 2009

On Bing

Use “on bing” when anything is the best or very true

Also can be shortened to “bing” as a simple and refreshing way to say “fire” or “sick”

Originated in Central New York, used primarily throughout larger stretches of Upstate and Western New York

*these bagel bites are on bing*

*yo she's got the biggest tits*
*that's on bing*

*that movie was bing*

by Bueller Boys November 20, 2019

cringe binge

When one does something cringy while talking to someone, realizes that it was cringy and starts doing something even more cringy in order to cover up their previous action.
This can repeat endlessly or until the other person just leaves.

Monica had a cringe binge at my mother's funeral. She was making a speech and said a bad joke. Nobody laughed so she just kept making more jokes, each worse than the last one.
Then everybody left.

by karnagor August 10, 2020

Rabbit Ears Being Lazy

A phrase of exasperation. When you've tried to talk sense into someone, but it hasn't worked. When advice you've given is taken in completely the wrong way. Conversely, it is now also used as someone not caring about heeding another's advice or anything that makes sense. Started as an auto-correct fail.

I told Katie that John cheated on her, but she refused to believe it and is now mad at me. Rabbit ears being lazy, you know?

We told Jack to follow his heart. We didn't think it would lead to a spontaneous trip to Thailand, and a week in a Bangkok jail. Oh well. Rabbit ears being lazy.

Then Maury goes, "You are not the father." And I was like, "Rabbit ears being lazy now, bitch."

by TreeBaby September 22, 2013

Being A Max

Acting generally retarded, socially incompetent, and/or in an idiotic manner. Also, if you are being a max you most likely have either a small penis or a huge clitoris. You can also be accused as "Being A Max" if you cum apple juice. In all, if you are told that you are "Being A Max" you might consider crying and yelling "Shut the Fuck Up" in an annoying tone. It is not a compliment if you are called a max. (A.K.A. Max-A-Faggot)

If your friend is shooting a lacrosse goal when he/she is 1.7 feet away, and misses on an open goal you can say, "Dude! I could have made that goal stop being a Max!"

or

In a skateboarding game called SKATE, for one of his tricks he might board slide the end of a rail (Which is illegal in the game) and for his next trick he might board slide MOST of the rail (Also illegal) you can tell him/her to "Stop being a Max! PLEASE"

by CharlieBaitor June 5, 2011