Gravity Belt 

A device that is used to create a strange thing called gravity. This “gravity” was created to benefit people living on the Southern Hemisphere, otherwise known as the wrong side of the world.

Gravity Belts are not well known in the Northern Hemisphere other than a few stories of gravity belt related crime from Australia, the most insane of all the countries, shared on 4chan.

Australia as you may know banned guns, yet despite this the Aussies have figured out how to detach/destroy their fellow mans gravity belt with boomerangs and other throwable objects. They constantly search for individuals who keep their gravity belts in disrepair so they can watch their victim fall into space. It is so cruel until you realize the rest of crazy things the people see, have, say, and do.

Jesse: Davie your gravity belt is loose!
Davie: OH SHIT! Thanks Jesse.
Jesse: No problem. Can’t have my best friend falling into space.

Gravity Belt by Lobo Marango June 23, 2018

Money Belt 

When you have had sex with a Jew.

Hey Steve, I heard you had sex with Bathsheva. You can proudly say that you have your Money Belt now.

Money Belt by Paul Guay May 3, 2011

Texas Belt Buckle

Pulling your nut sack over top of your penis out of pants to rest as a belt buckle. Leaving the penis still inside your pants only exposing the balls.

look at Dave’s Texas belt buckle!!! His nut sack is so tight it looks like it’s going to burst.

Texas Belt Buckle by S.Hoover August 20, 2019

bring me the belt 

Something sadistic parents say to their children before they're going to give them a beating.

A way to create psychological anguish before administering corporal punishment in the home

Father: knock that off before I take off my belt
Daughter: {begins to cry}
Father: now you're just being manipulative, knock it off

Daughter: {continues crying, having heart palpitations}
Father: I said knock it off. You will learn to obey me. BRING ME THE BELT.
Daughter: Retrieves belt from closet, hands it to father and awaits her beating.

bring me the belt by Super woman 108 May 11, 2018

Talking below the belt 

When everybody thinks that a guy and a girl are just talking, but they're actually already having sex

Guy 1: How's it going with that girl?
Guy 2: Pretty good I guess
Guy 3: Nah, they're talking below the belt

Talking below the belt by spiffypete January 30, 2015

onion belt

when an old person rambles on and mixes stories together

an exaple of an old man onion belting back in my day people used to where onions on there belts but that was the cool thing to do because it was the 1960s and everyone was listening to that rock n roll music wich was realy big in that time, bob dylan was doing his thing and every one loverd him, thats around the time of the vietnam war with all thoughs asian people, you know that asian people are realy good at ping pong and math......

onion belt by the plum sauce February 20, 2011

Above the belt 

#1-To hit a girl in the chesticles aka boobs.
#2-To hit any part of the body above the belt line.

I want a clean fight nothing above the belt.

Above the belt by Coffinking January 14, 2008