Uncasual Friday

When, on a Friday, one dresses up instead of dressing down

Guy 1: Hey kid, why are you wearing a suit to school?
Guy 2: What suit? These are my pajamas, it's Uncasual Friday

by spiffypete January 15, 2015

Sexual Outercourse

When a man crawls up inside his lover's vagina, sticks his penis out of it, and has sex with her from the inside

Guy 1: I had the best sexual outercourse last night

Guy 2: You're extremely creepy

by spiffypete June 10, 2015

Giblets

The small current stirred up underwater behind a swimmer in a pool, often a giveaway in a game of Marco Polo.

Polo: "How did you find me?! I was silent!"
Marco: "I felt your giblets!"

by spiffypete June 21, 2018

Talking below the belt

When everybody thinks that a guy and a girl are just talking, but they're actually already having sex

Guy 1: How's it going with that girl?
Guy 2: Pretty good I guess
Guy 3: Nah, they're talking below the belt

by spiffypete January 30, 2015

Hoser

A derogatory term for fireman

Fireman: sorry we couldn't get there in time
Guy: My house burned down ya hoser

by spiffypete January 30, 2015