Love Battery

Another name for a mans penis.

"Hey Sarah, how did your date go last night?"

"OMG Jen, he can sure use his Love Battery!"

by Calymonkey April 22, 2010

dick batter

Precum sauce being fiercely splashed on a girl's pussy.

"My boyfriend pulled his dick out of my pussy and started hitting it, I recieved dick batter all over my face

by John Bumm July 9, 2015

Waffle Batter

During oral inter coarse, when a male ejaculates into a females mouth then she throws up and spits it out then sucks it up and swishes it around in her mouth then swallows it. The fluid created is waffle batter.

My girlfriend made that waffle batter last night. It was pretty nasty but she kept sucking it back up!

by Big baller 2000 January 18, 2016

Batter Up

The act of pulling your penis out of your partner's mouth while they're giving you a blowjob - just before climax, sticking it in their ear and shouting "Batter UP!"

"I stuck it in her ear and it was a home-run."

by Diddle January 21, 2004

Porcupine Batter

When a man's come flows down to or is rubbed into his coarse pubic hair and is licked up by his partner(s).

"I heard that girl totally licked up someone's porcupine batter."

by Fizzy Douche November 29, 2011

cake batter

another term for diareah aka loose shit.

after a night of drinking and smoking, mason left some cake batter in the toliet. Can also be used as a verb. Nick cake battered after a night of chinese food and wine

by NRB155 January 28, 2006

Pubes in Batter

Onion bhaji

mmmm, i just love to eat pubes in batter

by Maddog May 22, 2004