bamferd

Badass motherf*cking ER doctor

She’s a BAMFERD.

by BAMFERD April 10, 2023

Barber

A person you go to to get your haircut. Going to these people is a huge mistake because they will fuck it up one way or another. At the end of it all, they ask if you like it and you ALWAYS say yes! This idiot literally fucked up your hair, and you tell him that it looks good? That's insane! The worst part of it all is that you give him money for fucking up your hair!

Don't go to GreatClips, the barbers there can and will mess your hair up the day before prom. Literal psychopaths, these guys are.

by all-hail-cthulhu July 25, 2024

barbershopped

barbershopped newspaper - a newspaper that has been read and left in a disorderly state; some pages are folded back, some pages have been pulled from their section and not put back, some pages may be missing. Traditonally, this was the condition of a print newspaper after a few customers in a barbershop had read parts of it.

Lancy wanted to keep yesterday's newspaper to give to a neighbor. When she went to get it, Lanny had barbershopped it all over the sofa.

by Rooster Zepheye September 8, 2023

Barberologist

Can also be spelled as barbertologist

Someone who has a a dual license in cosmetology and barber.

As a barberologist, I can work in both salons and barbershops.

by anonymous October 10, 2023

barbercock

take cock in a barbershop

mr and mrs barbercock was exchanging cock in the barber shop

by bendoverrrr October 15, 2023

barbercock

to take cock in a barbershop

mr and mrs barbercock was exchanging cock in a barbershop

by bendoverrrr October 15, 2023

Barbers Hill

BHISD is literally so ghetto, racist, and homophobic. Administrators do nothing about bullying, to the point where students kill themselves. Do not go to this school.

Person 1: Hey, what's the most racist school in Texas?
Person 2: Oh for sure, Barbers Hill!
Person 3: Oh yeah I agree

by yamothaaaaaaaaaa January 16, 2024