A socially underdeveloped, typically male individual who derives their sense of self-worth through Apple products. Thus any attack on Apple as a company is a direct insult to their self-worth (and in many cases core masculinity). Many also strangely demonstrate their loyalty and fealty to Apple through bragging about how large an Apple device they can insert into their rectum (along with achieving their greatest level of sexual satisfaction).
by whackedman March 06, 2018
a dessert consisting of crushed or chopped apples often mixed with sugar inside an external pastry shell.
i feel like a dessert consisting of crushed or chopped apples often mixed with sugar inside an external pastry shell. ie an 'apple pie'
by paddy mccleaver August 22, 2006
by the hibernator January 31, 2003
apple bottom jeans dont fit too well...they've got a funny fit, espacially for a girl with a big booty
by anonymous June 24, 2004
by Light Joker December 04, 2004
A Native American or Aboriginal person who, although looks Native on the outside, is considered a white person on the inside. Red on the outside, white on the inside. Can be used in a number of contexts:
1. It is sometimes used to express insecure envy towards anyone in a Native community who attains any measure of success.
2. It sometimes means the person is ashamed of being Native, lacks involvement with the community, or has lost touch with the culture.
3. It is also sometimes used to express contempt towards somebody who is perceived as selling out. e.g. Would help non-Native business screw over Native people if there was enough money involved.
1. It is sometimes used to express insecure envy towards anyone in a Native community who attains any measure of success.
2. It sometimes means the person is ashamed of being Native, lacks involvement with the community, or has lost touch with the culture.
3. It is also sometimes used to express contempt towards somebody who is perceived as selling out. e.g. Would help non-Native business screw over Native people if there was enough money involved.
Joe: He doesn't hang out with us anymore. It's like he's ashamed of us now.
Jim: Yeah, he's become a red apple.
Jim: Yeah, he's become a red apple.
by Feanor April 12, 2009
The place where you go to TRY and buy apple products, but can't because none of the ubernerd fuckfaces will ever wait on you. Everyone in the store seems to be on some kind of techno high, surrounded by all this new apple shit. The people who work there will ignore you if you don't look like some nerd spaz dickweed, a.k.a. their people. You can somehow get put on a list of people who the appleheads will wait on first, like getting in line but without the line but with total chaos and no organization.The appleseeds all roll around with their fucking ipods typing shit in and runing back to the store room so you can't ask them any questions. You can go up to the counter and stand in front of at least 3 applefuckers and be ignored and passed over, at which point you may feel like picking up one of the stools and smashing the fuck out of something. In my personal experince, waiting for 45 min. to just pick up something that I ordered, I saw 2 applegeeks give each other a hi-five and say good day at work see you tommorow, real cool. I just can't belive some many fucking tools can be lumped up into one place, and they all say I'll have to ckeck the warranty on that and run some diagnostics on that, no matter what you hand them or what the problem is. Needless to say it probally is faster and far less aggravation to order something online and wait at your front door.
dude 1 : I went to the apple store yesterday to get my iphone looked at.
dude 2: What happened?
dude 1: They said they would check the warranty, and run some diagnostics on it.
dude 2 : What then?
dude 1: They said some internal shit was bad and the warranty was up, so they would give me like 25 bucks off a new one.
dude 2 : So did you get a new one?
dude 1 : Well being over a barrel and all I had no choice, so these fuckers then probably turned around and fixed my old one for like 5 bucks and will sell it as refurbished.
dude 2 : That sucks , to get fucked by appleheads.
dude 2: What happened?
dude 1: They said they would check the warranty, and run some diagnostics on it.
dude 2 : What then?
dude 1: They said some internal shit was bad and the warranty was up, so they would give me like 25 bucks off a new one.
dude 2 : So did you get a new one?
dude 1 : Well being over a barrel and all I had no choice, so these fuckers then probably turned around and fixed my old one for like 5 bucks and will sell it as refurbished.
dude 2 : That sucks , to get fucked by appleheads.
by TV CAR July 20, 2010