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alaskan choclate swirl

When you rub your shit around someone's anus and use your penis as a plunger
Want to take an Alaskan Choclate swirl?
by Sachet peperoni October 13, 2016
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alaskan chub choker

When you hit a girl in the face with your dick, then as fast as possible, you shove your chub as far down her throat as you can. then she will struggle to breathe and she will choke on your cum. when she breathes in, you cum in her throat. the cum will be forced into her lungs. warning – may cause death.. (very brutal but your cock will appreciate it!)
Bro 1: “dude i just destoyed my ex by doing the good ol’ alaskan chub choker!”
Bro 2: “me too! i plowed some random hooker on the street!”
Bro 1: “awesome
by tiweryoung August 28, 2016
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alaskan angry bull

the act where you fuck a girl from behind. After a few seconds, hold on to her real hard and whisper in her ear: ''i have syphillis''The goal is then to keep your dick inside her and attempt to stay mounted while the animal attempts to buck off the rider.

eight full seconds to count as a qualified ride.

variant form of alaskan dragon
hey dude i just pulled an alaskan angry bull on my hookup from last night

really? did you qualify?

you know i did!

ayyyy!

*high five*
by ski_ June 23, 2016
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alaskan trampoline

A sex move, in which a man throws a woman on edge of the bed and thrust his penis in her vagina whilst motorboating her tits.
She had such huge tits I couldn't stop my self from giving her an "alaskan trampoline".
by AlaskanMan June 8, 2016
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alaskan jesus

Nailing someones balls or breasts to the ice and walk across their back
by Fuckboi98 May 29, 2016
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Alaskan Pulled Pork

When you're doing anal and when you pull out, so does her rectum in a shitty mess
I can't sit down cause of the alaskan pulled pork i had last night
by fec2 October 9, 2016
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Alaskan pipeline

When you shit in a condom and freeze it. Then use it as a dildo.
She's nasty bro she asked me give her the ole Alaskan pipeline.
by Zman84 November 19, 2016
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