Wine Queef

The end result of when you are done penetrating a female partner with a non-finished bottle of red wine. Usually it's a 'fart-like' sound emanating from the vagina, spraying wine all over the bed. Using a bottle of white wine would result in a 'Pinot Grigio Huffer'.

Jenny is the wine queef queen! She soaked my bed in red, and it looked like a murder scene!

by CinnamonFlamingo June 16, 2015

Wine and Clit

An older Posh Person.
Or someone who tries to be posh.
Who drinks a lot of wine (usually red) or Gin and Tonic.

(For example a Tattler reader who's son is called Tarquin. )

The Wine and Clit couple turned up.

All they talked about was their french poetry book club.

by DownTwisted August 30, 2016

seventy wine

Doing a 71 while drinking a glass of wine. Coined by Gino D'Campo on itvs celebrity juice.

The seventy wine really brings romance to sexy time.

by Ihaveagoldencasio November 13, 2016

urban spine wine

when you dip you butt in wine and take a dump and some one drinks it

timmy: i love urban spine wine

by old English April 15, 2016

wine vest

When your body gets really warm from drinking alcohol, you’re wearing your “wine vest.”

I’m sweating so much after that cocktail party, it must be my wine vest.

by Hailrobonia July 16, 2019

Foot Wine

(N) Natural wine, vinified without artificial sulphur, intended to preserve the uniqueness of the terroir with minimal human interference.

“Pbbbbb. Christ. Is this fuckin’ foot wine?”

by Dom Laurent July 27, 2019

italian wine

what you had before you wrote your crush

"i had italian wine"
"cool, so what are you telling me"
"that i would have loved to stroll around this place with you.
and that i want to believe that you would have loved it too"
"..dicky sticky gay cum licky......................
OK, no, yes, i think i would have loved it too"
" we have to seize these opportunities! Dublin, Venice, you know. they're there!"

by Krkič November 25, 2019