All over it like a donkey on a waffle

To be completely on top of something, much as a donkey, when standing over a waffle, covers it entirely.

"Oh, that website you wanted me to finish? I'm all over it, like a donkey on a waffle."

by Jason Kafalas April 5, 2005

The Waffle House Has Found It’s New Host

Umm.. I am not sure what this means either.

The Waffle House has founds its new host.

What do you mean?

The Waffle House Has Found It’s New Host Means that it found a new a host jackass

by Glibber flook January 15, 2023

waffle ass

1. What happens when you sit on a Milk Crate for extended periouds of time.

Man I sat on that Milk crate for a couple hours last night at the camp fire and went to bed with a waffle ass.

by BillyGoat November 14, 2002

Blue Waffle

A fuzzy diseased waffle that appears blue in color. Often mistaken for a vagina

Blue waffles taste good with extra syrup

by Bloowafflezyumm2 May 12, 2010

waffle house

A crappy diner where you can buy food or meth at 3 a.m.

John: Take me to the hospital, i just got stabbed outside the waffle house!

Scott: that sucks dude.

by hellspawn7469 August 10, 2009

Waffle Goths

A group of Ravers, Emos, and/or "Goths" who travel to their neighborhood Waffle House from 10:13 p.m. to 3:59 a.m.
Groups are normally 3-7 people.

I couldn't sleep last night, so I called up some buddies to hang. The next thing I know, we turned into total Waffle Goths.

by Renalya Verte January 13, 2008

Waffle Taco

When engaged in sexual activity, the male pulls out a tennis racquet and smacks the female's vagina with it, causing the vagina to resemble a waffle. A waffle taco is only complete after the male yells "Waffle Taco!!"

Dude, I was totally nailing this girl last night and she was begging me to give her a waffle taco! It's the first time I've used my tennis racquet since I was on the high school team.

by Durrr! March 2, 2009