Dirty Volcano

Is when your partner takes dietary pills the night before, and she holds it in until you put your balls in her anus, and all the build up of poo and diarrhea pushes your balls out of her anus causing all of the poo and diarrhea to shoot out like a volcano.

Damn, last night we performed a dirty volcano, and its was perfect.

by dirtyorangepeel May 15, 2020

Conservation Of Argumental Volume

The person who speaks least in an argument, wins.

Johannes spoke four words. Jenny spoke twenty. By Conservation Of Argumental Volume, Johannes won.

by Wuadada November 28, 2009

pulling a "volanski"

showing up at a party late where everyone is already smashed and resisting your horny girlfriend who wants your dick in her like no other so as to not feel guilty of rape.

Guy: Hey I'm here dudes.
Girlfriend: Where have you been?! I've been waiting for you! O my God I want you soooo bad.
Guy: Eh.... I'm pulling a "Volanski" instead

by StreetRacing1oh1 July 25, 2011

zadig et voltaire

Brand: A luxury store tailored towards the upper echelons of the bourgeoisie, who, in an attempt to preserve an outward image of punk-rockness, wealth, and cultural awareness are essentially reproducing the expected behaviours associated with status anxiety. Clothes are overpriced if the measure is quality; all value is ascribed through social conventions.

Person 1: Damn, is that ripped shirt Zadig et Voltaire?
Person 2: Of course.
Person 1: Well, damn, you must be a modern, successful capitalist, cat!
Person 1 (internally): *Sigh* I wish, If only I were. Instead I try to mask my economic commonality by in-debting myself with outrageous purchases relative to my income.

by MMKLUND November 16, 2017

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by Apollo25 September 4, 2020

Dynamic Domenico Dance Volume 2

An AP Human Geography CD created by Mr. Domenico that supposedly comes out in January 2021. The dance moves are used to depict different vocabulary words part of the AP Human curriculum. Ester Boserup is pictured on the front cover. DOMENICO WE WANT COPIES.

The Dynamic Domenico Dance Volume 2 comes out in January. However, if the supply chains do not hold up there will be no DDDV2.

by KEWoodstock24 December 9, 2020

nine volting

A sex technique much similar to scissoring except with two men. Both men assume a sitting position while laying on their sides, then they back their asses up to each other and insert their penises into the other's butts.

Dan isn't a bitch when it comes to gay sex, he likes nine volting, so it is all mutual.

by Max, Greg, Jason and Dan February 8, 2008